so i walk into the mall
there are people milling, a sign indicating that there is taping, all of that shit
and this guy says to me, do you want to do an iq test
so i sit down,
left to me is a camera operator with a professional rig
and the guy is one of those tv blowhards
and besides, who the hell does pysch tests outloud at dufferin mall
so i sit down, knowing this is going to be some alan funt thing
he asks me about sheena easton, i make a comment about sugar walls
he asks me about school, i tell him the gay catholic stuff
he asks me about antonio banderas, i go on about the fuckability of matt damon
we bond over the talented mr ripleyt
anyways, long story short
a) i play an excellent straight man
b) i got 40 bucks
c) i will be shown saying vulva on national television