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Thursday, April 20, 2006

From This Weeks Us Magazine:

American IDol judge Simon Cowell, 47, dissed host Ryan Seacrest's romance with Teri Hatcher 41,on the April 4 ox Show. "Im not the one trying to look like someone out of Desperate Housewives. Lose The Beard!" the British bully scolded Seacrest, 31, who had recently grown facial hair similar to that of James Denton, 43, who playes Hatcher's long time crush on the ABC soap.

Note:
Beard is common homosexual slang for a female used to pass as a heterosexual. Simon Cowell was obliquely commenting on the rumours of Seacrests homosexuality

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