all shall be well all shall be well and all manner of things shall be well julian of norwich

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

-- Dorothy Parker

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

If you kick it Im lost. We're like Laurel and Hardy, 'cept neither of us are skinny or play'in the straight man.

I'll be bored without you, and you still have to pose naked for me with that ugly wig on.
Love you,

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