Honest Ed attracts squirrels! "At these prices, they think he's nuts !!"

Honest Ed's an honest man. People look at him and say, "Honest, is this a man?"

Honest Ed's a freak! "He has bargains coming out of his ears !!"

Honest Ed's all wet! "But he never soaks you !!"

Honest Ed's fulla baloney! "But his prices are teeney-weenies !!"

Honest Ed's a nut! "But look at the "cashew" save !!"

Honest Ed's embarrased! "He gets caught with his prices down !!"

Honest Ed's a blabbermouth! "He can't keep his bargains secret!"

Honest Ed's a monkey! "You can buy his bargains for peanuts!"

Honest Ed's a shrimp! "He can't see "overhead" !!"

Honest Ed's toothless! "His prices will never put the bite on you !!"

Honest Ed's a flop! "But his prices make you flip!"

Honest Ed's no midwife... But the bargains he delivers are real babies!

Honest Ed's a lazy lout... He won't get his prices up!

Honest Ed won't squeal... He lets his bargains do the talking.

Honest Ed's a freak... But his prices ain't so weird.

Honest Ed has holes in his sox... But his bargains are "darned" good!

Honest Ed's no bloomin' rose... But his bargains are worth pickin'!

Honest Ed's a fat slob... But his prices keep a slim figure!

Honest Ed's got a small "Ed"... But his low prices are his "big feat"!!

Honest Ed's unfair to low prices... They never get a "raise"!

Honest Ed ain't upper crust. "But his bargain prices will save you dough !!"

Honest Ed's no beauty! "What do you expect at these prices, a movie star?"

Honest Ed's: Only the floors are crooked.

Ed Mirvish died today.