a list of (http://outsports.com/nfl/2005/0301nflshopnaughtywords.htm) the things you cannot get custom printed on the back of nfl jersey--the list is a collection of found american poetry, a canon of dirty words, taboos and other social controls. it is brilliant.
these are my favourites.

1 Anal Annie (imagine the musical...)
2 Ass Cowboy (my new nickname?)
3 Ass Clown (make-up?)
4 Ass Monkey (i call him joesph, hes a bonobo, and he reaches where no man ever could)
5 Axing the Weasel (huh?)
6 Ballliker (the three ls have now killed fonix)
7 bumblefuck (sweet really, like what two 14 yr olds do on a river bank)
8 the 8 spellings of bulldyke
9 carruth (huh?)
10 cock cowboy (the lost masterpiece of john scheslinger)
11 cockqueen (elizabeth, phillip)
12 Cum Quat (think fruit)
13 the 5 spellings of dixie dyke (insert own joke about going down south)
14 dome (huh?)
15 the 4 spellings of drag queen (esp. qween) (elmer fudd in drag)
16 floggin the dolphin (but not the other thousand or so amusing euphisms for wanking)
17 gay motherfuckin queer (english 10 should use this as an example of hyperbole)
18 glazed donut (can some one expalin if this is an obscure sexual fetish i dont get)
19 the two spellings of hen house
20 horsejob (schemga beans for everyone)
21 jesus christ (devoution is its own reward)
22 k mart (twice, in fact)
23 Kum Qaut (they are citrus racists)
24 the three spellings of man paste (sticky)
25 neon deon (football ref i dont get)
26 purina princess (see glazed donut, but nice cossancece)
27 pussy pounder (cossance)
28 sex farm (paging dr ellis)
29 shawty slim (football ref.)
30 skank fuck (its so hatefull, those triple ks --fun to sa y in its horrid ugliness)
31 sperm herder (cf woody allen)
32 sodomite (cause its so old fashioned and sweet)
33 swinging dixx (the two x's)
34 swingin dixx (the lack of g)
35 swgn dixx (the desperation)
36 tit bit nipply (god is this so fun to say, i have become aspie w. this)
37 tounge tramp (cossance)
38 tounge thruster (cossance)
39 trots (geman schiese video)


raymond, use some of these now!