100 skills i have

1. synthesing information from disparate sources
   
2. internalizing contradatictions
   
3. constructing narratives from a wide variety of sources
   
4. maintaining diversity
   
5. finding historical precedents
   
6. shocking out of complacency
   
7. finding patterns in other peoples works, patterns they have not seen
   
8. finding the linguistic and substructural underpinnings of quotidian existence.
   
9. pattern recognition
10. visual skills
    
11. pointing out injustice and hypocrisy
    
12. self direction
    
13. working long and hard
14. general, misasmic passion
    
15. using large words in their proper context
    
16. colour matching
    
17. close reading using a variety of formal systems
    
18. deconstructing
    
19. using the LoC system
    
20. using the dewey decimal system
    
21. knowing how to retrieve information from non-standard sources
    
22. a variety of archival sources including universities, newspaper morgues, family history centres, and others
    
23. doing a personal interview
    
24. knowing how to find info in perodicals on paper, and on line, including the deep web, such as jstor or project muse.
    
25. conducting formal personal interviews
    
26. knowing who the proper resource person is in any situation
    
27. knowing how to go up the ladder
28. knowing how to use LaTex, the academic system
29. knowing how to use a semi colon
30. not taking no for an answer
    
31. knowing how to construct a phone tree
32. knowing how to do emts, online transactions, credit cards over the phone, and the like
    
33. knowing how to change the film in a canon a-70
    
34. knowing how to change the polaroid in a X70, 600, joycamera, and others.
    
35. knowing how to make a cyanotype
36. a basic knowledge of archival needs for paintings, works on paper, and photography
    
37. knowing how to castrate a bull
38. knowing how to birth a calf
39. knowing how to judge a bull ride
    
40. knowing most of the judging criteria for major rodeo events
41. knowing how to place contempary country music into it's proper historical context
42. knowing the uses and abuses of copyright, and the varities of creative commons liscenses.
    
43. an intimate knowledge of most of the liturgical systems of western christianity
44. knowing how to use drop io
    
45. knowing how to use word press, and blogger, and other blogging software
    
46. encouraging and fostering mentored relationships
    
47. point and shoot photos
    
48. list making
49. a general instinctual understanding of taxonomic systems
    
50. how to create a media contact list, and go thru it in a systematic way
    
51. meet deadlines
    
52. write basic grants
    
53. write artist statements
    
54. write essays for the web
55. write first person essays for newspapers
    
56. write academic papers for publication
    
57. write long form magazine peices
58. format a paper with biblography in APA, Chicago, and MLA styles
    
59. crop and correct colour in digital photos using digikam and iphoto
    
60. flickr (i am flickr master)
    
61. use google mail, google documents, google calendar, picasa, google book search, and google video, in all of their forms, and find information on the web quickly and thoroughly
    
62. identify mid century modernist buildings, fashion, furniture, and design
63. speak in public
    
64. internalize art history
65. trouble shoot a problem
    
66. i am good at finding everything that is wrong, worst case scenrioing something, knowing what the fatal flaw is in people and orginazations plans are
    
67. analyse thick theoritcal texts
    
68. network, at least when it comes to the art and the writing.
    
69. curate (ie finding work, following up on where work went, developing a variety of frameworks to see the work)
    
70. ace a media interview, performing
    
71. answering phones, using multi phone systems
    
72. professional protocal on phones
    
73. gaining access using non traditional credentials
    
74. conducting meetings using robert's rules of order
    
75. conducting meetings using non eurocentric/phallocentric consensus modelling
    
76. finding a wide and diverse collection of people to sit on boards
    
77. making sure that everyone is heard on boards
    
78. playing devil's advocate, making sure that everyone's voice is absorbed
79. big sky/big picture thinking
80. telling interesting anecdotes, and using those anecdotes to illustrate larger points
    
81. presentations
    
82. pretending to be interested in other people's children
    
83. Interac
84. Credit Cards (non phone/non internet)
85. Push A Mop/Broom
86. WHIMIS
87. Prompt
88. Can naviagate a transit system (have done so for New York, London, Toronto, San Fransisco, Calgary, Edmonton, and Vancouver)
89. Readily find my way around immediately in strange cities and towns
    
90. know which kinds of stem ware goes with which beverages
    
91. know which kinds of flatware goes with which dishes
    
92. know how to mix the basic cocktails
    
93. know which wines go with which meals
    
94. can stock and track inventory
    
95. loss prevention training
    
96. innovate a broad variety of funding sources
    
97. can craft and analyse misison statements
    
98. can craft and alayse bylaws, making sure they correspond to official government guidlines
    
99. can write formal correspondance, both personally and professionally
    
100. large and effective vocab
101. fellatio