I SHOULD OWN THE FOLLOWING HATS:

A) COSSACK HAT
B) STRAW COWBOY HAT
C) FEZ (TRADITIONAL)
D) FEZ (SHRINER)
E) MOUNTIE PILLBOX (
F) PANAMA
G) BASEBALL HAT (JAPANESE TEAM)
H) MITRE (ANGLICAN)
I) BARETTIA (CATHOLIC)
J) TOQUE (BEPOMPOMED)

K) THE SWEDISH HAT PARTY OF THE 18TH CENTURY

L) BUSBY
M) CAUBEEN (WITH BLACK SILK RIBBON)
N) A WHITE FELT STETSON
0) PHYGIAN CAP (BECAUSE I AM A LIBERTINE)
P) TURBAN (TURQOISE, LIKE LIZ)