fiction
51 bruce wagner The Chrysanthemum Palace (trashy, incestous, semi-realistic, hollywood satire, v. dry, v. good, sort of like danielle steele rewriting pg woodhouse
52 cowboys: gay erotic tales (exactly what you suspected)
(i have to go back thru the number,s see if i missed anything, etc, but i think i succeeded)
(next year, poetry)
all shall be well all shall be well and all manner of things shall be well julian of norwich
Sunday, December 31, 2006
Saturday, December 30, 2006
a fantatastic, lenghty, exploration of oil in nigeria.
why sending more troops into iraq would be an unmitigated disaster.
the entire New York Transit Authority Graphics Standard Manual, from 1970
GordonSmith, the Republican Senator from Oregon, has delivired an excellent takedown of the recent policies in iraq (he likes bush too like for me, but his use of churchill deconstructs his role as warmongeringsaint for the neocons, and the rhetoric is first rate)
Best Line:
I, for one, am at the end of my rope when it comes to supporting a policy that has our soldiers patrolling the same streets in the same way, being blown up by the same bombs day after day. That is absurd. It may even be criminal. I cannot support that anymore. I believe we need to figure out how to fight the war on terror and to do it right. So either we clear and hold and build, or let's go home.
An ancient ice shelf has cracked off northern Ellesmere Island, creating an enormous, 66- square-kilometre ice island and leaving a trail of icy blocks in its wake."It really is incredible," said Warwick Vincent of Laval University, one of the few people to have laid eyes on the scene. "It's like a cruise missile has come down and hit the ice shelf."The breakup was so powerful, earthquake monitors 250 kilometres away picked up the tremors as the 3,000 to 4,500 year-old shelf tore away from its fjord on Ellesmere.
story here
postage stamps celebrating the best of national design

What A Burger, chain in the southern united states, mid 70s?

Same chain, (mid 80s?)

Sean Yoo, Opus Incertum Bookcase, im not sure i would use it as a storage facility, the colour and structural intergity is pretty all by its lonesome

From the Royal Ticheallar sieres of updated images, this one features poodles and death (Royal Ticheallar is a high end porcelian company from the netherlands, the equivalent of Royal Doulton, they also have one featuring sperm, mostly im posting this one for rachel)
arrika makes v. v. pretty finnish things

From a Lingustic study, where the word like replaces the word all, in california informal speech patterns, this is from wehre tehy google booth and chart it, but its beautiful
alias comics goes entirely into jesus.
the Most Fagariffic 5 Minutes on Television
why sending more troops into iraq would be an unmitigated disaster.
the entire New York Transit Authority Graphics Standard Manual, from 1970
GordonSmith, the Republican Senator from Oregon, has delivired an excellent takedown of the recent policies in iraq (he likes bush too like for me, but his use of churchill deconstructs his role as warmongeringsaint for the neocons, and the rhetoric is first rate)
Best Line:
I, for one, am at the end of my rope when it comes to supporting a policy that has our soldiers patrolling the same streets in the same way, being blown up by the same bombs day after day. That is absurd. It may even be criminal. I cannot support that anymore. I believe we need to figure out how to fight the war on terror and to do it right. So either we clear and hold and build, or let's go home.
An ancient ice shelf has cracked off northern Ellesmere Island, creating an enormous, 66- square-kilometre ice island and leaving a trail of icy blocks in its wake."It really is incredible," said Warwick Vincent of Laval University, one of the few people to have laid eyes on the scene. "It's like a cruise missile has come down and hit the ice shelf."The breakup was so powerful, earthquake monitors 250 kilometres away picked up the tremors as the 3,000 to 4,500 year-old shelf tore away from its fjord on Ellesmere.
story here
postage stamps celebrating the best of national design
What A Burger, chain in the southern united states, mid 70s?
Same chain, (mid 80s?)
Sean Yoo, Opus Incertum Bookcase, im not sure i would use it as a storage facility, the colour and structural intergity is pretty all by its lonesome
From the Royal Ticheallar sieres of updated images, this one features poodles and death (Royal Ticheallar is a high end porcelian company from the netherlands, the equivalent of Royal Doulton, they also have one featuring sperm, mostly im posting this one for rachel)
arrika makes v. v. pretty finnish things
From a Lingustic study, where the word like replaces the word all, in california informal speech patterns, this is from wehre tehy google booth and chart it, but its beautiful
alias comics goes entirely into jesus.
the Most Fagariffic 5 Minutes on Television
Thursday, December 28, 2006
1) What was the last movie you saw, either in a theater or on DVD, and why?
Wicker Man, the remake, b/c I wanted to see if it was as awful as i thought it was--cryptic, with mild horror, and mostly dull, the orginal seemed to be a v. time and place thing, which is a shame, b/c the central message seems to be one of lebutes main wrestling venues, not quite gender, but what happens when men and women start realising they hate each other, what happens with power when the sexes have been found out (though the scene thru the woods, on the first chase, at night, looks oddly like a kinkade w. the lights turned out, which i find really funny) (and molly parker is really sexy in it)
2) Name the cinematographer whose work you most look forward to seeing, and an example of one of his/her finest achievements.
Tobias A. Schliessler, Friday Night Lights and Dream Girls, w. FNL, the scenes in between, of small towns, and the usual robert frank aesthetics, are made grainy, without that grainess being used to symbolize much at all, those scenes were so well shot, and slowed down the movie, into a gorgeous, syrupy utopia...i havent seen dream girls, but i can imagine he can do equal things there.
3) Joe Don Baker or Bo Svenson?
Bo Svenson, aside from doing a fantastic, grizzled frontier work on kill bill, he has this great white trash aesthetic, including television work.
4) Name a moment from a movie that made you gasp (in horror, surprise, revelation…)
Bambi's dad being shot.
5) Your favorite movie about the movies.
Sunset Bvld, The Player, Bamboozled (though thats really television), i like the angry and deseprate better than the love songs
6) Your Favorite Fritz Lang movie.
Lets Divide this into two:
German M (nothing creepier, more effective, more elegant in its evil than peter lorre here)
American Rancho Notorious, cause it reminds me of Johnny Guitar
7) Describe the first time you ever recognized yourself in a movie.
this awful little gay love story, from the UK, cheap and sort of melodramatic, with really cheesy musical cues, called Beautiful Thing, embarassingly enough.
8) Carole Bouquet or Angela Molina?
i dont know enough
9) Name a movie that redeems the notion of nostalgia as something more than a bankable commodity.
im stuck on this one, but the first that came to mind was steel magnolias, because it seemed genuine and honest about life in the rural south, among women, and the pace, and the refusal to be anything but entertainment, seemed not to have any agenda but documenting that, it seems then, not to be current, but looking backwards (another answer--the best little whorehouse in texas, where easy and ready sex is cast as good clean fun, and that progress is attached to morality, is a sort of backwards lesson, but i like how sex for money is what is viewed w. rose coloured glasses, and intereference with that is viewed as problematic progress)
10) Favorite appearance by an athlete in an acting role.
Arnold Schwarzenegger as Conan the Barbarian
11) Favorite Hal Ashby movie.
Harold and Maude, because Ruth Connor had an amazing run in the 70s, after a long and complicated life, becaue it was erotic and tender, difficult and lovely, with morbid humour, well written, and decently shot...a cult classic that should be moved straight into the canon
12) Name the first double feature you’d program for opening night of your own revival theater.
Pink Narcissus, Wild is the Wind (set decoration as political subtext)
13) What’s the name of your revival theater?
The Holy Neville
14) Humphrey Bogart or Elliot Gould?
Elliot Gould, because he has this laid back sunbaked charm, and a hard new york edge; because he managed land half a dozen movies that worked as films and as satires, because he didnt look like he was working hard, and because he managed to be interesting, and basically good..i think i could live without bogart (i would have a problem w/o maltese and key largo) but i cannot imagine living without teh night they raided minskys, m*a*s*h, california split, bob and ted and carol and alice, or the two muppet movies,
he also has a sense of humour about himself, and his reputation, the v. funny, and v. hollywood deconstructions found in oceans 11 and oceans 12 are the only thing accessible in those monuments to inside baseball)
15) Favorite Robert Stevenson movie.
Mainstay of my childhood, and i think one of the first people who taught me about how to intergrate a huge variety of media into one text (including the under the sea set peice of bedknobs, and the dick van dyke penguin dance by marry poppins---i love some of the amazing music in marry poppins, and remember wondering fondly how they did the tea party scene, and i found myself comforted by the precise, and slightly sinister performances by both lansberry and andrews...i didnt like slapstick much as a kid, but loved the steampunk appliances that made flubber, i remember three generations of my family (granddad, mom, and i) weeping at the end of old yeller, the only time i saw my grandfather cry),forbidden planet was the first science fiction film i ever saw, and though it was not my introduction into space opera, i think ti was amongst the first times that i operationalised the other, fuck, i even watched the shaggy da on sundays thanks to the wonderful world of disney...i cannot choose
16) Describe your favorite moment in a movie that is memorable because of its use of sound.
Pyscho. I know its obvious, but come on, the shower scene soundtrack...scared the shit out of me, and synthesised 20th centuries history of discordance as a symbol of trauma, like the Black Angels Death Song by Crumb, but pop
17) Pink Flamingoes-- yes or no?
fuck yeah
18) Your favorite movie soundtrack score.
is it cheating to use a musical---Cabaret, if it is, then perhaps Badlands by Malick, for how low/broken the soundtrack matched the low/broken people and the low/broken landscape, the short idyll in the swamp, with the domesticity proteccted by cotton woods, the sounds of birds, nature, crickets, etc, as well as love is strange, makign the whole thing sound so ordinary, the least strange thing being love is strange, is one of those deep lingusitic ironies that is pure malick
19) Fay Wray or Naomi Watts?
Fay Wray, looked like she really wanted to fuck that monkey, Watts just looked like she wanted to fuck herself...
20) Is there a movie that would make you question the judgment and/or taste of a film critic, blogger or friend if you found out they were an advocate of it?
21) Pick a new category for the Oscars and its first deserving winner.
Best Porn Film, or even merge AVN with the academy. (Pirates or the new Michael Lucas remake of Caligula)
22) Favorite Paul Verhoeven movie.
everyones favourite pop refiensthal, starship troopers
23) What is it that you think movies do better than any other art form?
Spectacle.
24) Peter Ustinov or Albert Finney?
Finney is doing more interesting work, longer, from Tom Jones to Erin Brokovich
25) Favorite movie studio logo, as it appears before a theatrical feature.
MGM, i love the lion (and of course, the implications of body image as found in the columbia model)
26) Name the single most important book about the movies for you personally.
Waters Shock Value gave me permission to like movies for their own sake, and Thomsons New Biographical....allowed me to be eccentric, even in a form that was encylopedic.
27) Name the movie that features the best twist ending. (Please note the use of any “spoilers” in your answer.)
Snake Eyes by De Palma, not for its twist endings, but for its twist beginning, middle and end, and for eventually jettisioning any attempt at normal narrative spin
28) Favorite Francois Truffaut movie.
400 Blow, for all the usual reasons
29) Olivia Hussey or Claire Danes?
Claire Danes.
30) Your most memorable celebrity encounter.
Jake Gyllenhall, Yorkville, Toronto Film Week (he's dreaaaaaaamy)
31) When did you first realize that films were directed?
Oddly enogh, i think that the disney animated films did it, because they were so singualr in their viusal style, and the clues for what to look like, apperead like a string...
Wicker Man, the remake, b/c I wanted to see if it was as awful as i thought it was--cryptic, with mild horror, and mostly dull, the orginal seemed to be a v. time and place thing, which is a shame, b/c the central message seems to be one of lebutes main wrestling venues, not quite gender, but what happens when men and women start realising they hate each other, what happens with power when the sexes have been found out (though the scene thru the woods, on the first chase, at night, looks oddly like a kinkade w. the lights turned out, which i find really funny) (and molly parker is really sexy in it)
2) Name the cinematographer whose work you most look forward to seeing, and an example of one of his/her finest achievements.
Tobias A. Schliessler, Friday Night Lights and Dream Girls, w. FNL, the scenes in between, of small towns, and the usual robert frank aesthetics, are made grainy, without that grainess being used to symbolize much at all, those scenes were so well shot, and slowed down the movie, into a gorgeous, syrupy utopia...i havent seen dream girls, but i can imagine he can do equal things there.
3) Joe Don Baker or Bo Svenson?
Bo Svenson, aside from doing a fantastic, grizzled frontier work on kill bill, he has this great white trash aesthetic, including television work.
4) Name a moment from a movie that made you gasp (in horror, surprise, revelation…)
Bambi's dad being shot.
5) Your favorite movie about the movies.
Sunset Bvld, The Player, Bamboozled (though thats really television), i like the angry and deseprate better than the love songs
6) Your Favorite Fritz Lang movie.
Lets Divide this into two:
German M (nothing creepier, more effective, more elegant in its evil than peter lorre here)
American Rancho Notorious, cause it reminds me of Johnny Guitar
7) Describe the first time you ever recognized yourself in a movie.
this awful little gay love story, from the UK, cheap and sort of melodramatic, with really cheesy musical cues, called Beautiful Thing, embarassingly enough.
8) Carole Bouquet or Angela Molina?
i dont know enough
9) Name a movie that redeems the notion of nostalgia as something more than a bankable commodity.
im stuck on this one, but the first that came to mind was steel magnolias, because it seemed genuine and honest about life in the rural south, among women, and the pace, and the refusal to be anything but entertainment, seemed not to have any agenda but documenting that, it seems then, not to be current, but looking backwards (another answer--the best little whorehouse in texas, where easy and ready sex is cast as good clean fun, and that progress is attached to morality, is a sort of backwards lesson, but i like how sex for money is what is viewed w. rose coloured glasses, and intereference with that is viewed as problematic progress)
10) Favorite appearance by an athlete in an acting role.
Arnold Schwarzenegger as Conan the Barbarian
11) Favorite Hal Ashby movie.
Harold and Maude, because Ruth Connor had an amazing run in the 70s, after a long and complicated life, becaue it was erotic and tender, difficult and lovely, with morbid humour, well written, and decently shot...a cult classic that should be moved straight into the canon
12) Name the first double feature you’d program for opening night of your own revival theater.
Pink Narcissus, Wild is the Wind (set decoration as political subtext)
13) What’s the name of your revival theater?
The Holy Neville
14) Humphrey Bogart or Elliot Gould?
Elliot Gould, because he has this laid back sunbaked charm, and a hard new york edge; because he managed land half a dozen movies that worked as films and as satires, because he didnt look like he was working hard, and because he managed to be interesting, and basically good..i think i could live without bogart (i would have a problem w/o maltese and key largo) but i cannot imagine living without teh night they raided minskys, m*a*s*h, california split, bob and ted and carol and alice, or the two muppet movies,
he also has a sense of humour about himself, and his reputation, the v. funny, and v. hollywood deconstructions found in oceans 11 and oceans 12 are the only thing accessible in those monuments to inside baseball)
15) Favorite Robert Stevenson movie.
Mainstay of my childhood, and i think one of the first people who taught me about how to intergrate a huge variety of media into one text (including the under the sea set peice of bedknobs, and the dick van dyke penguin dance by marry poppins---i love some of the amazing music in marry poppins, and remember wondering fondly how they did the tea party scene, and i found myself comforted by the precise, and slightly sinister performances by both lansberry and andrews...i didnt like slapstick much as a kid, but loved the steampunk appliances that made flubber, i remember three generations of my family (granddad, mom, and i) weeping at the end of old yeller, the only time i saw my grandfather cry),forbidden planet was the first science fiction film i ever saw, and though it was not my introduction into space opera, i think ti was amongst the first times that i operationalised the other, fuck, i even watched the shaggy da on sundays thanks to the wonderful world of disney...i cannot choose
16) Describe your favorite moment in a movie that is memorable because of its use of sound.
Pyscho. I know its obvious, but come on, the shower scene soundtrack...scared the shit out of me, and synthesised 20th centuries history of discordance as a symbol of trauma, like the Black Angels Death Song by Crumb, but pop
17) Pink Flamingoes-- yes or no?
fuck yeah
18) Your favorite movie soundtrack score.
is it cheating to use a musical---Cabaret, if it is, then perhaps Badlands by Malick, for how low/broken the soundtrack matched the low/broken people and the low/broken landscape, the short idyll in the swamp, with the domesticity proteccted by cotton woods, the sounds of birds, nature, crickets, etc, as well as love is strange, makign the whole thing sound so ordinary, the least strange thing being love is strange, is one of those deep lingusitic ironies that is pure malick
19) Fay Wray or Naomi Watts?
Fay Wray, looked like she really wanted to fuck that monkey, Watts just looked like she wanted to fuck herself...
20) Is there a movie that would make you question the judgment and/or taste of a film critic, blogger or friend if you found out they were an advocate of it?
21) Pick a new category for the Oscars and its first deserving winner.
Best Porn Film, or even merge AVN with the academy. (Pirates or the new Michael Lucas remake of Caligula)
22) Favorite Paul Verhoeven movie.
everyones favourite pop refiensthal, starship troopers
23) What is it that you think movies do better than any other art form?
Spectacle.
24) Peter Ustinov or Albert Finney?
Finney is doing more interesting work, longer, from Tom Jones to Erin Brokovich
25) Favorite movie studio logo, as it appears before a theatrical feature.
MGM, i love the lion (and of course, the implications of body image as found in the columbia model)
26) Name the single most important book about the movies for you personally.
Waters Shock Value gave me permission to like movies for their own sake, and Thomsons New Biographical....allowed me to be eccentric, even in a form that was encylopedic.
27) Name the movie that features the best twist ending. (Please note the use of any “spoilers” in your answer.)
Snake Eyes by De Palma, not for its twist endings, but for its twist beginning, middle and end, and for eventually jettisioning any attempt at normal narrative spin
28) Favorite Francois Truffaut movie.
400 Blow, for all the usual reasons
29) Olivia Hussey or Claire Danes?
Claire Danes.
30) Your most memorable celebrity encounter.
Jake Gyllenhall, Yorkville, Toronto Film Week (he's dreaaaaaaamy)
31) When did you first realize that films were directed?
Oddly enogh, i think that the disney animated films did it, because they were so singualr in their viusal style, and the clues for what to look like, apperead like a string...
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
hope all you sexyfuckers had a happy jesus day, its been a week, so lets dump el links.
australia copyright wants to make hyperlinking illegal or against copyright--story herehere
amaznig japanese codexes of sea life, including squid, octopodes, sea horses, insects, tadpoles, amongst the 98 images, by an artist named Kurimoto Tanshu, Edo again. (apparently he wasa biologist and doctor, i imagine him sort of like the japaense under the sea equivlent of audobon, but i dont know much about him
the best thing about Carton Meier's photos of parking garages are:
a) they include no people
b) they are taken in broad day light
making them really odd and uncanny
eight american marinesare being charged with murder, for incidents in iraq.
one of the worlds largest collectiosn of ancient world gold, found in afghanistan, just before the whole (russia, america, taliban, america again) mess of the last 20 year,s thought to be melted down in a combo of cash conveience and iconoclastic fury, has been found--6 librarians hid it an an underground library...this makes me incredibly happy

Font Ideas for the Peach Project
(the designers of the new saks projects, reversed the black and white, printed them all on the same sheet, and then abstracted the text, into interchangeable blocks--so it looks like this:

sexy sexy GRINDHOUSE TRAILER, looks even more visceral than even i hoped, and the cast might be ideal (ie Rosario Dawson, Nicky Katt, Rose McGowan, Freddy Roderguiez, Kurt Russell) and almost a dozen who have less than 6 credits to their name (do you think when sofia and quentin were fucking they talked abuot outre casting?)

no comment

There is a large chance that Seriaan's TWA terminal for Idlewylde (now JFK) airport, is going to be torn down, so is progress...(i imagine that the entrance to the pearly gates, that long white tunnel mentioned when most people die, will look like this
Raja Ram Tiwari, (blesed be his name), helps families reunite, in one of the largest hindu festivals in india, with ten million people or more attending...story here

hippos after being loosed from a druglords private meniagere, are wrecking havok on the streets of Peurto Trafino Columbia
Photo Spread of a topless bar, from 1966 playboy, look for the Dusty Springfield coiffed blonde in the black sheer robe--sexy pages 4 and 5
Guillermo del Toro has done a whole illustrated production diary for Pan's Labryinthstory here, these are grotesque and beautiful enough to convince me to se the film
James Brown died,here his concert just after Martin Luther King, Jr died, preventing a riot in boston, is shamanic, excorising and calming an obv agitated crowd...
a great collection of picture stories before comics, from 350 to the jazz age.
australia copyright wants to make hyperlinking illegal or against copyright--story herehere
amaznig japanese codexes of sea life, including squid, octopodes, sea horses, insects, tadpoles, amongst the 98 images, by an artist named Kurimoto Tanshu, Edo again. (apparently he wasa biologist and doctor, i imagine him sort of like the japaense under the sea equivlent of audobon, but i dont know much about him
the best thing about Carton Meier's photos of parking garages are:
a) they include no people
b) they are taken in broad day light
making them really odd and uncanny
eight american marinesare being charged with murder, for incidents in iraq.
one of the worlds largest collectiosn of ancient world gold, found in afghanistan, just before the whole (russia, america, taliban, america again) mess of the last 20 year,s thought to be melted down in a combo of cash conveience and iconoclastic fury, has been found--6 librarians hid it an an underground library...this makes me incredibly happy
Font Ideas for the Peach Project
(the designers of the new saks projects, reversed the black and white, printed them all on the same sheet, and then abstracted the text, into interchangeable blocks--so it looks like this:
sexy sexy GRINDHOUSE TRAILER, looks even more visceral than even i hoped, and the cast might be ideal (ie Rosario Dawson, Nicky Katt, Rose McGowan, Freddy Roderguiez, Kurt Russell) and almost a dozen who have less than 6 credits to their name (do you think when sofia and quentin were fucking they talked abuot outre casting?)
no comment
There is a large chance that Seriaan's TWA terminal for Idlewylde (now JFK) airport, is going to be torn down, so is progress...(i imagine that the entrance to the pearly gates, that long white tunnel mentioned when most people die, will look like this
Raja Ram Tiwari, (blesed be his name), helps families reunite, in one of the largest hindu festivals in india, with ten million people or more attending...story here
hippos after being loosed from a druglords private meniagere, are wrecking havok on the streets of Peurto Trafino Columbia
Photo Spread of a topless bar, from 1966 playboy, look for the Dusty Springfield coiffed blonde in the black sheer robe--sexy pages 4 and 5
Guillermo del Toro has done a whole illustrated production diary for Pan's Labryinthstory here, these are grotesque and beautiful enough to convince me to se the film
James Brown died,here his concert just after Martin Luther King, Jr died, preventing a riot in boston, is shamanic, excorising and calming an obv agitated crowd...
a great collection of picture stories before comics, from 350 to the jazz age.
Thursday, December 21, 2006
On December 20th, I ordered 19 8x12s and 10 4x6s, making prints from digital problems via uploading on Wal Mart's website. There were some significant problems.
1) Two of the 4x6s were printed in such a way that it was not representational of the original image. Elements were absent, or uncentered, i have no idea how this happened.
2) The orders of 8x12s, one of 13 prints and one of 6 prints, were not printed.
3) When I called the Ft Saskatchewan photo center, the clerk I talked to had no idea what I was talking about, and suggested that I resend the images. I am nervous about doing this, because
a) two of the 4x6s were in an unacceptable condition
b) I still have 19 in the ether.
1) Two of the 4x6s were printed in such a way that it was not representational of the original image. Elements were absent, or uncentered, i have no idea how this happened.
2) The orders of 8x12s, one of 13 prints and one of 6 prints, were not printed.
3) When I called the Ft Saskatchewan photo center, the clerk I talked to had no idea what I was talking about, and suggested that I resend the images. I am nervous about doing this, because
a) two of the 4x6s were in an unacceptable condition
b) I still have 19 in the ether.
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
feature and audio interview with christenberry. lots of photos, of sculptural and photo work, including:

Green Warehouse, Newbern, Alabama, 1978
(obv. loving it for the various shades of green, and the subtle transitiosn)
Marietta Anton, 50, who now lives in Portugal's Algarve, was 25 when she was photographed naked by her boyfriend at the time, Sigmar Polke. After they split Polke went on to become a world famous artist, and the old pictures were valued at over £35,000. But when Anton's 15-year-old foster son Mehmet found the old snaps, he thought he had unearthed a secret porn stack, and proceeded to do what teenage boys will do. story here
commonweal on Borat...

Cover for Beyonce's single, Ring the Alarm, a certain Bunny Yeager energy, anyone have any clue who did it?
two fantastic glossy, artifical, picturebox constructions, by Jasper Steven Thomas, somewhere b/w cornell, the gilles and golden books, the first is penguins the second is easter
the US Army is becoming a strikebreaker, for the Goodyear plant, in Ohio, about Humvees...reminds one of Reagon and the ATC or some shit in the 30s, but with less press adn elss support

From the collected Prinessi...
photos of empty frames, large wall drawings of sentence diagramming, and some really gorgeous, geomoterically rigours abstractions, in subdued colours, lines curling adn straightening, seemingly out of its own volition, oil on wood, so the strings of oil reflect and oppose the grain of wood, in an almost magnetic way...i really love this guy.
michael crichton is crazy

NeW John Currin Painting, i like that any of the subtlty he ever had is lost, adn of course, the black lace gloves, equally early madonna and late Madame Barry, i mean hes getting better at painting, better constructed, the flesh tones seem real, and the texture, luminousity, all are there, but its cheap and tacky, and sort of sad (i like cheap, tacky, adn sort of sad---i guess that there is more attention paid to diminishing returns)

Opec Logo, looks like something from a mid 70s english kids show, way too cute for an economic oligarchy
more scandal at new life church, this time i think about boiz and girlz, though this is the juicy bit:
In 2002, Beard was reprimanded by church officials after he staged a missionary training drill using fake assault weapons. A SWAT team was put on alert after a passing motorist thought the guns were real. Brendle said that incident played a role in Beard's departure.

Tom Ackerman, Central Park 4, From Night One.
Ackerman is mostly known for his nudes, or his partial nudes, but his two night sieres are really pretty. There is a little too much of the decorative here, adn a bit too much of the 19th century, though digital, it could v. much be a daugertype or other chemical methods. The purity of the image, with the bridge providing a mirrored circle, infinte and lovely, preurban, in the center of urbanirty, and the lighting, and the crisp detailing, almost too romantic, with its aching for a lost world. all of this is cliche, adn i think what i am moved by is that willingness to be romantic, 19th century, parisian, formal, with out making any big deal about it. The nudes, and the rest of the night sieres are here look through them
china looking to drop american currency. and b/w that and Saudi Arabia freeing oil resevers if teh americans leave iraq, look forward to a signifiact depression in teh next 5 years...

From the year end people issue, even when he tries to be romantic, bush coems across as a fratboy rapist.
first
person discussion of an iraqi detainee
jsut give the jews their fucking menorahs
25 Red Cross workers kidnapped in Bagdhad, by people wearnig Iraqi War Uniforms.
The radical catholic org call to action (pro womens ordination, pro queer, pro opening the church, proV2) has been threatened with excommunication, esp. in the US, here
Chan Marshal explains that whole Avedon, pubes thing
the weekly standard on blackhawk, including discussion of their ophysical space
Green Warehouse, Newbern, Alabama, 1978
(obv. loving it for the various shades of green, and the subtle transitiosn)
Marietta Anton, 50, who now lives in Portugal's Algarve, was 25 when she was photographed naked by her boyfriend at the time, Sigmar Polke. After they split Polke went on to become a world famous artist, and the old pictures were valued at over £35,000. But when Anton's 15-year-old foster son Mehmet found the old snaps, he thought he had unearthed a secret porn stack, and proceeded to do what teenage boys will do. story here
commonweal on Borat...
Cover for Beyonce's single, Ring the Alarm, a certain Bunny Yeager energy, anyone have any clue who did it?
two fantastic glossy, artifical, picturebox constructions, by Jasper Steven Thomas, somewhere b/w cornell, the gilles and golden books, the first is penguins the second is easter
the US Army is becoming a strikebreaker, for the Goodyear plant, in Ohio, about Humvees...reminds one of Reagon and the ATC or some shit in the 30s, but with less press adn elss support
From the collected Prinessi...
photos of empty frames, large wall drawings of sentence diagramming, and some really gorgeous, geomoterically rigours abstractions, in subdued colours, lines curling adn straightening, seemingly out of its own volition, oil on wood, so the strings of oil reflect and oppose the grain of wood, in an almost magnetic way...i really love this guy.
michael crichton is crazy
NeW John Currin Painting, i like that any of the subtlty he ever had is lost, adn of course, the black lace gloves, equally early madonna and late Madame Barry, i mean hes getting better at painting, better constructed, the flesh tones seem real, and the texture, luminousity, all are there, but its cheap and tacky, and sort of sad (i like cheap, tacky, adn sort of sad---i guess that there is more attention paid to diminishing returns)
Opec Logo, looks like something from a mid 70s english kids show, way too cute for an economic oligarchy
more scandal at new life church, this time i think about boiz and girlz, though this is the juicy bit:
In 2002, Beard was reprimanded by church officials after he staged a missionary training drill using fake assault weapons. A SWAT team was put on alert after a passing motorist thought the guns were real. Brendle said that incident played a role in Beard's departure.
Tom Ackerman, Central Park 4, From Night One.
Ackerman is mostly known for his nudes, or his partial nudes, but his two night sieres are really pretty. There is a little too much of the decorative here, adn a bit too much of the 19th century, though digital, it could v. much be a daugertype or other chemical methods. The purity of the image, with the bridge providing a mirrored circle, infinte and lovely, preurban, in the center of urbanirty, and the lighting, and the crisp detailing, almost too romantic, with its aching for a lost world. all of this is cliche, adn i think what i am moved by is that willingness to be romantic, 19th century, parisian, formal, with out making any big deal about it. The nudes, and the rest of the night sieres are here look through them
china looking to drop american currency. and b/w that and Saudi Arabia freeing oil resevers if teh americans leave iraq, look forward to a signifiact depression in teh next 5 years...
From the year end people issue, even when he tries to be romantic, bush coems across as a fratboy rapist.
first
person discussion of an iraqi detainee
jsut give the jews their fucking menorahs
25 Red Cross workers kidnapped in Bagdhad, by people wearnig Iraqi War Uniforms.
The radical catholic org call to action (pro womens ordination, pro queer, pro opening the church, proV2) has been threatened with excommunication, esp. in the US, here
Chan Marshal explains that whole Avedon, pubes thing
the weekly standard on blackhawk, including discussion of their ophysical space
Monday, December 18, 2006
Saturday, December 16, 2006
new york cant figure out its water bills, charges people 6 figures, some people havent paid in years, the usual octopode clusterfuck of private capital and public resources that mark urbanity
The Narwahl Avenger
Lawmakers in Nigeria are debating a bill that would ban same-sex marriage and any form of association among gays, even sharing a meal at a restaurant.
Story here including context, and history.
soy makes you gay
instructions on how to hang photos on clotheslines, maybe for hulberts
good feature on Jay Baker, the punk preacher from LA--aside from thsi being no different then the hippie preachers in LA during the 70s, i worry that the novelty will make people avoid lookign hard at theology, and how a conserative in tatoos and piercings is still conserative (one is reminded of the recent problems Mars Hill has had with misogyny and calvinism, in Seattle)
Unit E at a prison outside Newton Illinois, provided single bedrooms, porcelian toilets, doorknobs, and comfort beyond most american prisoners it was only available to christians. a couple of interestnig things about this, most peoplein the prision thought that this was so problematic, and refused to particpiate, and it wasnt good behaviour or religious virtue, muslims. though common, were excluded. a lawsuit just stopped them.
great junk robots, made by brooklyn sculptors

one of my favourite Champion studio images
a bunch of brilliant examples of various epherema.

Rat Skeleton, Standfor Photonics
cute little tool that makes photos like 80s warhols.
SEmco organizes itself via anarchsit, non herichal principles, and makes 160m a year.
Stephen Lahey illustrates the Cadaver Synod, in a suitably creepy way.
The Narwahl Avenger
Lawmakers in Nigeria are debating a bill that would ban same-sex marriage and any form of association among gays, even sharing a meal at a restaurant.
Story here including context, and history.
soy makes you gay
instructions on how to hang photos on clotheslines, maybe for hulberts
good feature on Jay Baker, the punk preacher from LA--aside from thsi being no different then the hippie preachers in LA during the 70s, i worry that the novelty will make people avoid lookign hard at theology, and how a conserative in tatoos and piercings is still conserative (one is reminded of the recent problems Mars Hill has had with misogyny and calvinism, in Seattle)
Unit E at a prison outside Newton Illinois, provided single bedrooms, porcelian toilets, doorknobs, and comfort beyond most american prisoners it was only available to christians. a couple of interestnig things about this, most peoplein the prision thought that this was so problematic, and refused to particpiate, and it wasnt good behaviour or religious virtue, muslims. though common, were excluded. a lawsuit just stopped them.
great junk robots, made by brooklyn sculptors
one of my favourite Champion studio images
a bunch of brilliant examples of various epherema.
Rat Skeleton, Standfor Photonics
cute little tool that makes photos like 80s warhols.
SEmco organizes itself via anarchsit, non herichal principles, and makes 160m a year.
Stephen Lahey illustrates the Cadaver Synod, in a suitably creepy way.
Friday, December 15, 2006
Nashville Scene Poll
TOP TEN COUNTRY ALBUMS OF 2006:
1. This Old Road—Kris Kristofferson
In the Hebrew tradition, prophecy was not something either desired or sought after. I think of Kris Kristofferson, exhausted and hopeful, desperate that someone with more energy would take over, but no one ever comes. His is the closest that we have come to a Jeremiah.
2. Out of the Ashes—Jessi Colter
The interesting thing about the outlaw movement, was the inclusion of married couples or couples in relationships. Jessi Colter was on the first album that defined the genre, and has been singing since then. This could have been a broken mourning record, but she seems settled and happy, despite Waylon's loss. A wise piece of work, filled with hard fought sentiment. When she sings The Eye is On the Sparrow, for those 3 minutes, I am convinced that Jesus loves me.
3. Foothill Dandy—Cindy Bostle
I always wonder why the huge scene in Australia, folk, roots or country, hasn't really broken in America. Another example of an amazing singer and player, overlooked for the wrong geographical reasons.
4. These Animal Years—Josh Ritter
Calling him the next Dylan would be a horrible cliché, and anyways Frank Kogan has claimed that role for Ashley Simpson, but there is something cryptic, and real, and fractal here, that strikes me as close to Freewheeling as we are going to get. (Because every generation gets the Dylan he deserves) That said, Ritter can genuinely sing, and has a deep talent for couplets that tell the truth in plain speech, but is also capable of that allusion rich, difficult traps we have come to expect. Comforting, and calming, though it shouldn't be, considering how eschatological it is in places, or how much it is about losing his girlfriend in an unjust war, or any other examples of transcendent misery.
5. Someone Wrote Love-- George Canyon
He has a great voice, recorded this years great drinking song, can use the word Hoss properly, and loves his kid as much as his daddy—all of which would place him high on the list. But over and over, he mentions writing, and cleaning writing, the permanent and temporariness of writing, from carving on trees to paiting on water towers (in the albums great metaphor, he talks about how an old boyfriend wrote his lovers name on the water tower, and now he is going to have to clean it off, with turpentine and elbow grease.) I think that it might be too deep for Canyon, but the continued popping up, of that belief in the written word, and the recognizing of his fragility, made it for me.
6. Josh Turner—Your Man
Because his voice makes me melt
7. Black Cadillac—Roseanne Cash
Johnny Cash wasn't beneath any rhetorical trick, he could find, to make the story better, he was filled with cheap theatrics, and an alt-country queen talking about her dead daddy for an hour, shows that Roseanne has learned every one of her fathers lessons except humor and humility. So the album is leaden but unavoidable in its power.
8. Tom Waits—Orphans, etc.
Proving that the Silver Jew's David Berman was right, when he sang "all my favorite singers couldn't sing", this 3 CD set is an epic mess that proves Waites is a true American original, and one of the best interpretive singers in it's history. (It's sort of his Judy at Carnegie moment, when he collapses into cliché, and a performance so coded, it might as well be Kabuki, and it still works out rather amazingly, because its not the songs or the singer but the schtick that ever lasts. )
9. Rogue's Gallery –Various Artists
With all of this trendy obsession with Pirates being cute and ironic (see Pirates of the Caribbean, Pop Up Pete, Talk Like A Pirate Day, and Dave Eggers, for starter) one forgets important things about them—like how they raped, murdered, tortured and rogered there way through the centuries. This collection reminds us that folk songs come from somewhere, and pays attention to the context that is lost from cheapness.
10. We Shall Over Come: The Seeger Sessons- Bruce Springsteen
Because he managed to avoid this being a circle jerk of lefty banality, and actually rocked through a couple of numbers.
TOP TEN COUNTRY SINGLES OF 2006:
1. Not Ready To Make Nice—Dixie Chicks
Whiny and entitled bitches, who are trying to make a career at art, after a career at commerce didn't fulfill them enough, all of this can be forgiven listening here. There is an intensity, an overwrought, gothic gravitas, that makes the tempest seem like a tsunami.
2. Running Block—Toby Keith
It's cheap but it isn't as nasty as Toby thinks it is. But it continues Toby's continued belief in pleasure. For the first time, this pleasure might be tempered by a bit of responsibility, forgoing a pump and dump for a solid night of bros before hos love making . Also, how he sings the line "co-eds swimming nekkid" is the sexiest white trash phrasing in recent memory.
3. Stealing Kisses—Faith Hill
The single was this year; the album was last year. My biggest surprise was that I found myself loving Faith. She has become accustomed to her instrument, the warmth, and full-throated commitment to melancholy and desire had an intensity that reminds me of Dionne Warwick.
4. Like Red on a Rose--Alan Jackson
Alan finally gives up any attempts at commercialism, and signs onto old school countrypolitian, like Lee Ann Womack last year. It's not nearly as good, and the album is filled with patronizing clichés, but the man believes his pure and unadulterated schmaltz. There is something be said for a singer who is willing to genuinely engage lines like "I love you like all little children love pennies" I want it to be sung as a torch song, by someone who has known other pleasures besides hetero-pairbonding, but one takes what one is given.
5. Like We Never Loved At All—Tim McGraw/Faith Hill
That aforementioned torch song, and one of the best, made more interesting by noticing that though they seem relatively happy, all the best duets by them feature breaking up.
6. Settle for A Slow Down—Dierks Bentley
7. Hold My Beer (While I Kiss Your Girlfriend)—Aaron Pritchett
Famous in Canada, this linebacker of a man has more urban slickness then most hicks north of the 49th. A one-line joke song that is genuinely funny.
8. On The Shores of Old Mexico--George Strait
Elegiac, and gorgeous, here because it is so confident that memory and history can be as much of an aphrodisiac as power and youth.
9. Josh Turner: Your Man
Turner is the best singer this year, hands down, and this song makes me hard just thinking about it.
10. Amarillo Morning--Jason Aldean
There is something to be said for rural verisimilitude, and I think Aldean has it, more then almost any other singer working today, and I think that the feelings are legitimate. I have had conversations with family, and friends still on farms, and they seem broken, in ways that my mother never remembers. The hope that is in play here is a lot more effective then the butch posturing of someone like Montgomery Gentry. Because sometimes Daddy has to sell the farm, or the bank takes the farm away from daddy. That said, it creates an overly simplified dialectic, refusing responsibility or political responsibility for a complicated situation.
TOP FIVE COUNTRY REISSUES OF 2006:
1 Bob Willis and The Texas Playboys
A well-constructed, decently curated best-of, which has all of the seminal texts needed, in a cheap and available package.
2. Reflected: Greatest Hits Vol. 2 Tim McGraw
It is rare, that a greatest hits package seems necessary, and even rarer that the new song is as strong as the albums that preceded it. The warmth, emotional complexity, the raw encounters…Tim McGraw, I think is underrated in his capability for negotiating the contemporary thicket of suburban ennui. And he gets better and better, nothing embarrassing, nothing out of place here.
3. Country Heat 2007
I think that these work so well as time capsules, immediate, and shiny, they will tell us what we listened to in 1997, or 2000. There is something then, immediate, but forward looking, that the best of pop should achieve, and the Heat collections do it much better than the Now collections.
4. Hillbilly Hot Rod and Automobile Songs—V/A
From the amazing British company Jasmine Records, who sends me a catalog twice a year, chock full of cheap CDs of jazz, nostalgic and country CDs, no sexy packaging, no long essays, just the music. The comps are really good, because they don't go for either the obvious or the obscure. This collection has great Hot Rod songs, but extends and embraces the rest of mid-century automobile culture from there. 24 songs you never thought yo needed, till you had the album in your hand. Great Fun.
5.Johnny Bond-I Like My Chicken Frying Size
This boogie-woogie master provides the missing link between rockabilly and just plain rock, plus the best title of the year. Produced by the same company as Hillbilly Hot Rod.
COUNTRY MUSIC'S THREE BEST MALE VOCALISTS OF 2006:
1. Josh Turner
2. Tim McGraw
3. Jason Ritter
COUNTRY MUSIC'S THREE BEST FEMALE VOCALISTS OF 2006:
1. Cindy Bostle
2. Carrie Underwood
3. Faith Hill
COUNTRY MUSIC'S THREE BEST SONGWRITERS OF 2006:
1. Josh Ritter
2. Gordie Sampson
3.
COUNTRY MUSIC'S THREE BEST DUOS, TRIOS OR GROUPS OF 2006:
1. Montgomery Gentry
2. Tim Hill/Faith McGraw
3.
COUNTRY MUSIC'S THREE BEST INSTRUMENTALISTS OF 2006:
1. Emily Robison
2.
3.
COUNTRY MUSIC'S THREE BEST NEW ACTS OF 2006:
1. Taylor Swift
2. Chris Young
3.
COUNTRY MUSIC'S THREE BEST OVERALL ACTS OF 2006:
1. Josh Ritter
2. Tom Waites
3. Faith Hill
TOP TEN COUNTRY ALBUMS OF 2006:
1. This Old Road—Kris Kristofferson
In the Hebrew tradition, prophecy was not something either desired or sought after. I think of Kris Kristofferson, exhausted and hopeful, desperate that someone with more energy would take over, but no one ever comes. His is the closest that we have come to a Jeremiah.
2. Out of the Ashes—Jessi Colter
The interesting thing about the outlaw movement, was the inclusion of married couples or couples in relationships. Jessi Colter was on the first album that defined the genre, and has been singing since then. This could have been a broken mourning record, but she seems settled and happy, despite Waylon's loss. A wise piece of work, filled with hard fought sentiment. When she sings The Eye is On the Sparrow, for those 3 minutes, I am convinced that Jesus loves me.
3. Foothill Dandy—Cindy Bostle
I always wonder why the huge scene in Australia, folk, roots or country, hasn't really broken in America. Another example of an amazing singer and player, overlooked for the wrong geographical reasons.
4. These Animal Years—Josh Ritter
Calling him the next Dylan would be a horrible cliché, and anyways Frank Kogan has claimed that role for Ashley Simpson, but there is something cryptic, and real, and fractal here, that strikes me as close to Freewheeling as we are going to get. (Because every generation gets the Dylan he deserves) That said, Ritter can genuinely sing, and has a deep talent for couplets that tell the truth in plain speech, but is also capable of that allusion rich, difficult traps we have come to expect. Comforting, and calming, though it shouldn't be, considering how eschatological it is in places, or how much it is about losing his girlfriend in an unjust war, or any other examples of transcendent misery.
5. Someone Wrote Love-- George Canyon
He has a great voice, recorded this years great drinking song, can use the word Hoss properly, and loves his kid as much as his daddy—all of which would place him high on the list. But over and over, he mentions writing, and cleaning writing, the permanent and temporariness of writing, from carving on trees to paiting on water towers (in the albums great metaphor, he talks about how an old boyfriend wrote his lovers name on the water tower, and now he is going to have to clean it off, with turpentine and elbow grease.) I think that it might be too deep for Canyon, but the continued popping up, of that belief in the written word, and the recognizing of his fragility, made it for me.
6. Josh Turner—Your Man
Because his voice makes me melt
7. Black Cadillac—Roseanne Cash
Johnny Cash wasn't beneath any rhetorical trick, he could find, to make the story better, he was filled with cheap theatrics, and an alt-country queen talking about her dead daddy for an hour, shows that Roseanne has learned every one of her fathers lessons except humor and humility. So the album is leaden but unavoidable in its power.
8. Tom Waits—Orphans, etc.
Proving that the Silver Jew's David Berman was right, when he sang "all my favorite singers couldn't sing", this 3 CD set is an epic mess that proves Waites is a true American original, and one of the best interpretive singers in it's history. (It's sort of his Judy at Carnegie moment, when he collapses into cliché, and a performance so coded, it might as well be Kabuki, and it still works out rather amazingly, because its not the songs or the singer but the schtick that ever lasts. )
9. Rogue's Gallery –Various Artists
With all of this trendy obsession with Pirates being cute and ironic (see Pirates of the Caribbean, Pop Up Pete, Talk Like A Pirate Day, and Dave Eggers, for starter) one forgets important things about them—like how they raped, murdered, tortured and rogered there way through the centuries. This collection reminds us that folk songs come from somewhere, and pays attention to the context that is lost from cheapness.
10. We Shall Over Come: The Seeger Sessons- Bruce Springsteen
Because he managed to avoid this being a circle jerk of lefty banality, and actually rocked through a couple of numbers.
TOP TEN COUNTRY SINGLES OF 2006:
1. Not Ready To Make Nice—Dixie Chicks
Whiny and entitled bitches, who are trying to make a career at art, after a career at commerce didn't fulfill them enough, all of this can be forgiven listening here. There is an intensity, an overwrought, gothic gravitas, that makes the tempest seem like a tsunami.
2. Running Block—Toby Keith
It's cheap but it isn't as nasty as Toby thinks it is. But it continues Toby's continued belief in pleasure. For the first time, this pleasure might be tempered by a bit of responsibility, forgoing a pump and dump for a solid night of bros before hos love making . Also, how he sings the line "co-eds swimming nekkid" is the sexiest white trash phrasing in recent memory.
3. Stealing Kisses—Faith Hill
The single was this year; the album was last year. My biggest surprise was that I found myself loving Faith. She has become accustomed to her instrument, the warmth, and full-throated commitment to melancholy and desire had an intensity that reminds me of Dionne Warwick.
4. Like Red on a Rose--Alan Jackson
Alan finally gives up any attempts at commercialism, and signs onto old school countrypolitian, like Lee Ann Womack last year. It's not nearly as good, and the album is filled with patronizing clichés, but the man believes his pure and unadulterated schmaltz. There is something be said for a singer who is willing to genuinely engage lines like "I love you like all little children love pennies" I want it to be sung as a torch song, by someone who has known other pleasures besides hetero-pairbonding, but one takes what one is given.
5. Like We Never Loved At All—Tim McGraw/Faith Hill
That aforementioned torch song, and one of the best, made more interesting by noticing that though they seem relatively happy, all the best duets by them feature breaking up.
6. Settle for A Slow Down—Dierks Bentley
7. Hold My Beer (While I Kiss Your Girlfriend)—Aaron Pritchett
Famous in Canada, this linebacker of a man has more urban slickness then most hicks north of the 49th. A one-line joke song that is genuinely funny.
8. On The Shores of Old Mexico--George Strait
Elegiac, and gorgeous, here because it is so confident that memory and history can be as much of an aphrodisiac as power and youth.
9. Josh Turner: Your Man
Turner is the best singer this year, hands down, and this song makes me hard just thinking about it.
10. Amarillo Morning--Jason Aldean
There is something to be said for rural verisimilitude, and I think Aldean has it, more then almost any other singer working today, and I think that the feelings are legitimate. I have had conversations with family, and friends still on farms, and they seem broken, in ways that my mother never remembers. The hope that is in play here is a lot more effective then the butch posturing of someone like Montgomery Gentry. Because sometimes Daddy has to sell the farm, or the bank takes the farm away from daddy. That said, it creates an overly simplified dialectic, refusing responsibility or political responsibility for a complicated situation.
TOP FIVE COUNTRY REISSUES OF 2006:
1 Bob Willis and The Texas Playboys
A well-constructed, decently curated best-of, which has all of the seminal texts needed, in a cheap and available package.
2. Reflected: Greatest Hits Vol. 2 Tim McGraw
It is rare, that a greatest hits package seems necessary, and even rarer that the new song is as strong as the albums that preceded it. The warmth, emotional complexity, the raw encounters…Tim McGraw, I think is underrated in his capability for negotiating the contemporary thicket of suburban ennui. And he gets better and better, nothing embarrassing, nothing out of place here.
3. Country Heat 2007
I think that these work so well as time capsules, immediate, and shiny, they will tell us what we listened to in 1997, or 2000. There is something then, immediate, but forward looking, that the best of pop should achieve, and the Heat collections do it much better than the Now collections.
4. Hillbilly Hot Rod and Automobile Songs—V/A
From the amazing British company Jasmine Records, who sends me a catalog twice a year, chock full of cheap CDs of jazz, nostalgic and country CDs, no sexy packaging, no long essays, just the music. The comps are really good, because they don't go for either the obvious or the obscure. This collection has great Hot Rod songs, but extends and embraces the rest of mid-century automobile culture from there. 24 songs you never thought yo needed, till you had the album in your hand. Great Fun.
5.Johnny Bond-I Like My Chicken Frying Size
This boogie-woogie master provides the missing link between rockabilly and just plain rock, plus the best title of the year. Produced by the same company as Hillbilly Hot Rod.
COUNTRY MUSIC'S THREE BEST MALE VOCALISTS OF 2006:
1. Josh Turner
2. Tim McGraw
3. Jason Ritter
COUNTRY MUSIC'S THREE BEST FEMALE VOCALISTS OF 2006:
1. Cindy Bostle
2. Carrie Underwood
3. Faith Hill
COUNTRY MUSIC'S THREE BEST SONGWRITERS OF 2006:
1. Josh Ritter
2. Gordie Sampson
3.
COUNTRY MUSIC'S THREE BEST DUOS, TRIOS OR GROUPS OF 2006:
1. Montgomery Gentry
2. Tim Hill/Faith McGraw
3.
COUNTRY MUSIC'S THREE BEST INSTRUMENTALISTS OF 2006:
1. Emily Robison
2.
3.
COUNTRY MUSIC'S THREE BEST NEW ACTS OF 2006:
1. Taylor Swift
2. Chris Young
3.
COUNTRY MUSIC'S THREE BEST OVERALL ACTS OF 2006:
1. Josh Ritter
2. Tom Waites
3. Faith Hill
Fiction
49 Johnathon Lethem--5 short stories, forget the title, i think that Lethem is one of those writers that talks about the ennui of middle class boyhood, extended past natural limits, about men who are moorless, after femminism and queer rights left...his use of magic realism, and pop culture bricolouge, to the very core of his work, makes the peices more problematic, like springbound traps, but nessc. i loved two stories in this collection, the first, which uses a childhood game of murder adn then i never, to talk about the id, in a really coded way, and super goat man, the others didnt work quite as well, but an excellent volume
50) a dc newsprint collection of green lattern comics from the 50s, stupid fun
49 Johnathon Lethem--5 short stories, forget the title, i think that Lethem is one of those writers that talks about the ennui of middle class boyhood, extended past natural limits, about men who are moorless, after femminism and queer rights left...his use of magic realism, and pop culture bricolouge, to the very core of his work, makes the peices more problematic, like springbound traps, but nessc. i loved two stories in this collection, the first, which uses a childhood game of murder adn then i never, to talk about the id, in a really coded way, and super goat man, the others didnt work quite as well, but an excellent volume
50) a dc newsprint collection of green lattern comics from the 50s, stupid fun
Thursday, December 14, 2006
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Cute Child Abuse Prevention ad
new marvel comic intended as miltary agit-prop
paglia writes for US Magazine about Britney's cunt.
dozens of modern mecanix covers, from the 30s onward...this one is my favourite.
Continued Proof of the Brilliance of the New York Post
beautiful collection of edo dynasty japanese medical prints.
Gil Elvgren, pinup artist, did a sieres of works for the NRA, this is one of them.
Sexy Lady Pirate
MADD Canada spends only 19 per cent of its donations on programming
Van SMith. the brilliant and iconoclastic costume designer, for both Waters, and Divine, who was not allowed to work on broadway, when Hairspray won tony awards for best costume, died last week.
Broken Angel a masterpeice of outsider artchitechture, and tender attention towards both site and history, is being torn done b/c of building codes. Broken Angel is like the Winchester House, the Finster Estate, or Watts Tower, and to have it gone is to lose a little bit of that "old weird america".
David La Chapelle, Pamela Anderson, Playboy, 200(6/7)
The silver nitrate sumptiosuness, the texture of human and vegetable skin, the receding background, and the warmth of flesh, its an amazing shot, andalso the idea of lust growing like bamboo...and how much it reminds me of an unstudioed remix of Mizer's lighting or developing, and how Anderson has become LA"s Kiki, what with her work for Chapelle, Prince, and others.
I think a good old fashioned book burning, is perfectly proper, considering Pinochets legacy...
more messy semi abstraction, the print and poster work have a control of line and color, and the paitnings, have realyl interesting thigns to say about absensces and overpainting, sort of like the end point of twombly or ryman, in how they mantain space, and control eyes...and how they work as much from esasure and absence, as they do from presence (the opposite of markmaking is...?)
Jesus Kitsch
In a tearful videotaped message Sunday to his congregation, the senior pastor of a thriving evangelical megachurch in south metro Denver confessed to sexual relations with other men and announced he had voluntarily resigned his pulpit.
A month ago, the Rev. Paul Barnes of Grace Chapel in Doug las County preached to his 2,100-member congregation about integrity and grace in the aftermath of the Ted Haggard drugs-and-gay-sex scandal.
Now, the 54-year-old Barnes joins Haggard as a fallen evangelical minister who preached that homosexuality was a sin but grappled with a hidden life.
story herehe isnt very important or famous, but with the airforce scandals and these two mega church implosions, i might go to Colarado to get ready fascist manpussy
Sunday, December 10, 2006
Thursday, December 07, 2006
anorexia for hip nyers
some brilliant model trains, painted and handmade, by moscow craftsmen.

Street Writing, from the collection written on the city
more found here
remember all of thsoe symbolic, open, and beautiful passages abotuj cloverleaf exchanges as neural pathways, and high way design as secret kaballistic texts, in microserfs, by coupland--the blog thrilling wonder, collects dozens of photos of those same spaghetti transcendes
Kraak and Smaak - Money in the Bag, is a new song, dirty disco, house for pervs, the song is fantastic, but the video is even better, an ode to fucking as done by medical models of reporduction:

Rihana as Bratz Doll, unknown photog.
abstract landscapes in really delicate, muted pastel hues, cloudy, and quite lovely, by Kim Curtis. Looks like waht would happen if Rackham pushed his way into a Frankenthaler studio class. Avoid her paintings of people, though, mostly hack work.
a well written essay on the socio-political implications of the unveiled vagina, mostly britney's.
Conserative
jews allow both queer marriage and queer rabbbis, meaning 3 of the 6 major jewish brands have gone forward w. these (Reconstructionist, Reform, Conserative) vs (Orthodox, and various Hasids.)
Hershey makes a candybar version of Elvis's favourite sammie. My heart orgasms
thanks to global climate changes tornados are presently doing major damage to London housings.

From Macedonia, via Boing Boing
De La Renta proves that he is an unoriginal, banal, court desinger to the republcian ruling classes, by providing the same red two peice suit/gown for he kennedy honours, to the first lady ,and three other matrons
20 handpainted film posters from Ghana, similar to previously posted vietnamese and russian examples, but with local tropes, and some great unknown horror and Nollywood romances.
some brilliant model trains, painted and handmade, by moscow craftsmen.
Street Writing, from the collection written on the city
more found here
remember all of thsoe symbolic, open, and beautiful passages abotuj cloverleaf exchanges as neural pathways, and high way design as secret kaballistic texts, in microserfs, by coupland--the blog thrilling wonder, collects dozens of photos of those same spaghetti transcendes
Kraak and Smaak - Money in the Bag, is a new song, dirty disco, house for pervs, the song is fantastic, but the video is even better, an ode to fucking as done by medical models of reporduction:
Rihana as Bratz Doll, unknown photog.
abstract landscapes in really delicate, muted pastel hues, cloudy, and quite lovely, by Kim Curtis. Looks like waht would happen if Rackham pushed his way into a Frankenthaler studio class. Avoid her paintings of people, though, mostly hack work.
a well written essay on the socio-political implications of the unveiled vagina, mostly britney's.
Conserative
jews allow both queer marriage and queer rabbbis, meaning 3 of the 6 major jewish brands have gone forward w. these (Reconstructionist, Reform, Conserative) vs (Orthodox, and various Hasids.)
Hershey makes a candybar version of Elvis's favourite sammie. My heart orgasms
thanks to global climate changes tornados are presently doing major damage to London housings.
From Macedonia, via Boing Boing
De La Renta proves that he is an unoriginal, banal, court desinger to the republcian ruling classes, by providing the same red two peice suit/gown for he kennedy honours, to the first lady ,and three other matrons
20 handpainted film posters from Ghana, similar to previously posted vietnamese and russian examples, but with local tropes, and some great unknown horror and Nollywood romances.
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Josh Ritter These Animal Years:
One of the best written, most earnest albums of the year. A tender and delicate collection of thoughts on love, sex, war, protest and mourning. Has an amazing eye for detail, and is perfect for those moments of meloncholia when the listner is convinced the world will end very soon.
Beyonce
B Day
This is better than the Dream Girls soundtrack, because for the first time, she is unafraid of making her gorgeous voice ugly.
Fergie
The Duchess
Pure pop trash, mostly due to the production, would call it cryptic if the words actually meant anything. Sweaty, danceable, and not quite erotic, perfect for juinor high rainbow parties.
Christina Aguilera
Back to Basics
Remaking herself as a classy chanteuse was such a cliche move, and everything about the makeover, from the sailor chic to that cotton candy, vanilla halo of Jean Harlow hair, would be problematic and tired, if it weren't for the sheer effort. There is something charming in finally seeing the hardest working gamine in showbiz sweat.
Kelis
Was Here
The was, is the wrong word here, the tense should be is. An album that manages to be all things for all people, if they bothered to hear it, including difficult noise, gorgeous ballads, toxic nostaliga, and eroticism that straddles the line between raw and cooked. Everytime I heard it, something else slithered into my ear drums, lyrically, sonically, or otherwise.
Pharell
In My Mind
Just because of his pretty, pretty croon.
Kris Kristofferson
This Old World
The intensity of Kristofferson as moral authority never wavers, because he is so ambigous about his role.
Rouges Gallery
Pirates of the Caribbean is a movie of great stupidity, and even worse vulgarity, whose spectacle bores, but this well curated, and beautifully sung compliation done as an unoffical merchandise, brings the best rape and murder in English Balladry. Actually makes Pirates dangerous again, and romantic in a slit your throat kind of way. Best tracks include Lucinda Williams, Lou Reed, and oddly Sting.
Bruce Springsteen
The Seeger Sessions
The rumour is that Seeger hated it. That was the highlight, the rigid and obnoxious purity of Seeger, as saviour of the poor and downtrodden gets attacked by rollicking guitars and even harder drums. Considering that this could have been an orgy of self congratualtory lefty goop, it works as a lean, tough and hard album of good musical/poltical instincts.
Gnarls Barkley
St Elsewhere
I've heard singles from this album come out of cars, carnival rides, shopping at the mall, on television and on the radio, for months now. Each time a new single came, it was better then the last. the entire hsitory of pop music from Louis Armstrong to Justin Timberlake, from the Clash to LL Cool J, in a meta-contextual blender of smooth licks and hot pussy. Proves that Danger Mouse might be the greatest bricoluer in a generation that has given us nothing but.
Singles:
Bubba Sparxx/Scar
Ain't Life Grand
Bubba Sparxx's pyscho-geographic blending of southern musical tradition, comes to a natural conclusion, when he sings the immortal lines:
But y'all gettin sick of banjos and fiddle shit
I hit a lick with it, but now I'm feelin brand new
It's time to reinvent again and win again
Gwen Stefani
Wind it Up
This isnt even the first time that this song has been remixed in a pop way, but I am so enamoured by the glories of a well placed yodel, that anything that could put it back on the charts, goes on the list.
Johnny Cash
God's Gonna Cut You Down
Goth Camp, effective because he is Johnny Cash, and his basso profundo gives him the moral authority of Jeremiah. The all celebrity, black adn white, glam video made the song though, especially with Priscilal Presleys black mascara caking and streaking, like her mother on the Kings wedding day.
Franz Ferdinand
L Wells
Creamy, decadent, pseduo-european, and not nearly as naughty as it thinks it is, one of the best aural pleasures of the year.
Ludacris/Pharell Williams
Money Maker
There is something so rigorous and pure about how low these two voices go, its another anthem of late capital excess, and both stupid and kind of offensive morally, but the effect of the sound hypnotizes us into forgetting.
KT Turnstall
Black Horse and Cherry Tree
A remake of Faithful's North Country maid, anglo exoticism desinged for New York Hipsters, her voice, with all the angst and lovliness, strips it of any available presciousness.
Beyonce
Ring the Alarm
Ugly. It takes balls to make a single this ugly. and it hurts to listen to, all good things, extending talents, proves that she is one of the bst vocalists working today.
Justin Timberlake/Timbaland
Sexyback
Its the arrogance that does it. That he released a cult attack mp3 after Prince tried to reclaim the crown he lost 20 years ago, proves that the only way to prove who fuckable yuo are is to say it loudly, and with much panache. It's almsot riseable, if my cock didnt stand on attention faster than a marine at revelery.
Paris Hilton
Stars are Blind
Novelty and Blankess marks the entry into the third dynasty of a post warholian universe, or welcome to the age of Koons, without his moral authority.
Jeffry Loss
Williamsburg Will Oldham Horror Rough Trade
Because the only one funnier to laugh at then emo, is self conciously ironic indie hipsters. The only problem was that Williamsberg was dead in 2006, and even me, who lives in rural alberta, knows that.
One of the best written, most earnest albums of the year. A tender and delicate collection of thoughts on love, sex, war, protest and mourning. Has an amazing eye for detail, and is perfect for those moments of meloncholia when the listner is convinced the world will end very soon.
Beyonce
B Day
This is better than the Dream Girls soundtrack, because for the first time, she is unafraid of making her gorgeous voice ugly.
Fergie
The Duchess
Pure pop trash, mostly due to the production, would call it cryptic if the words actually meant anything. Sweaty, danceable, and not quite erotic, perfect for juinor high rainbow parties.
Christina Aguilera
Back to Basics
Remaking herself as a classy chanteuse was such a cliche move, and everything about the makeover, from the sailor chic to that cotton candy, vanilla halo of Jean Harlow hair, would be problematic and tired, if it weren't for the sheer effort. There is something charming in finally seeing the hardest working gamine in showbiz sweat.
Kelis
Was Here
The was, is the wrong word here, the tense should be is. An album that manages to be all things for all people, if they bothered to hear it, including difficult noise, gorgeous ballads, toxic nostaliga, and eroticism that straddles the line between raw and cooked. Everytime I heard it, something else slithered into my ear drums, lyrically, sonically, or otherwise.
Pharell
In My Mind
Just because of his pretty, pretty croon.
Kris Kristofferson
This Old World
The intensity of Kristofferson as moral authority never wavers, because he is so ambigous about his role.
Rouges Gallery
Pirates of the Caribbean is a movie of great stupidity, and even worse vulgarity, whose spectacle bores, but this well curated, and beautifully sung compliation done as an unoffical merchandise, brings the best rape and murder in English Balladry. Actually makes Pirates dangerous again, and romantic in a slit your throat kind of way. Best tracks include Lucinda Williams, Lou Reed, and oddly Sting.
Bruce Springsteen
The Seeger Sessions
The rumour is that Seeger hated it. That was the highlight, the rigid and obnoxious purity of Seeger, as saviour of the poor and downtrodden gets attacked by rollicking guitars and even harder drums. Considering that this could have been an orgy of self congratualtory lefty goop, it works as a lean, tough and hard album of good musical/poltical instincts.
Gnarls Barkley
St Elsewhere
I've heard singles from this album come out of cars, carnival rides, shopping at the mall, on television and on the radio, for months now. Each time a new single came, it was better then the last. the entire hsitory of pop music from Louis Armstrong to Justin Timberlake, from the Clash to LL Cool J, in a meta-contextual blender of smooth licks and hot pussy. Proves that Danger Mouse might be the greatest bricoluer in a generation that has given us nothing but.
Singles:
Bubba Sparxx/Scar
Ain't Life Grand
Bubba Sparxx's pyscho-geographic blending of southern musical tradition, comes to a natural conclusion, when he sings the immortal lines:
But y'all gettin sick of banjos and fiddle shit
I hit a lick with it, but now I'm feelin brand new
It's time to reinvent again and win again
Gwen Stefani
Wind it Up
This isnt even the first time that this song has been remixed in a pop way, but I am so enamoured by the glories of a well placed yodel, that anything that could put it back on the charts, goes on the list.
Johnny Cash
God's Gonna Cut You Down
Goth Camp, effective because he is Johnny Cash, and his basso profundo gives him the moral authority of Jeremiah. The all celebrity, black adn white, glam video made the song though, especially with Priscilal Presleys black mascara caking and streaking, like her mother on the Kings wedding day.
Franz Ferdinand
L Wells
Creamy, decadent, pseduo-european, and not nearly as naughty as it thinks it is, one of the best aural pleasures of the year.
Ludacris/Pharell Williams
Money Maker
There is something so rigorous and pure about how low these two voices go, its another anthem of late capital excess, and both stupid and kind of offensive morally, but the effect of the sound hypnotizes us into forgetting.
KT Turnstall
Black Horse and Cherry Tree
A remake of Faithful's North Country maid, anglo exoticism desinged for New York Hipsters, her voice, with all the angst and lovliness, strips it of any available presciousness.
Beyonce
Ring the Alarm
Ugly. It takes balls to make a single this ugly. and it hurts to listen to, all good things, extending talents, proves that she is one of the bst vocalists working today.
Justin Timberlake/Timbaland
Sexyback
Its the arrogance that does it. That he released a cult attack mp3 after Prince tried to reclaim the crown he lost 20 years ago, proves that the only way to prove who fuckable yuo are is to say it loudly, and with much panache. It's almsot riseable, if my cock didnt stand on attention faster than a marine at revelery.
Paris Hilton
Stars are Blind
Novelty and Blankess marks the entry into the third dynasty of a post warholian universe, or welcome to the age of Koons, without his moral authority.
Jeffry Loss
Williamsburg Will Oldham Horror Rough Trade
Because the only one funnier to laugh at then emo, is self conciously ironic indie hipsters. The only problem was that Williamsberg was dead in 2006, and even me, who lives in rural alberta, knows that.
Pazz and Jop List:
Albums
Artist Title Label Points
1. Josh Ritter The Animal Years V2/Ada 10
2. Beyonce B Day Sony 10
3. Fergie The Duchess Interscope 10
4. Christina Aguilera Back to Basics RCA 10
5. Kelis Was Here La Face 10
6. Pharell In My Mind Interscope 10
7. Kris Kristofferson This Old World New West 10
8. v/a Rouges Gallery Anti 10
9. Bruce Springsteen The Seeger Sessions Sony 10
10. Gnarls Barkley St Elsewhere Downtown 10
Singles
Artist Title Label
1. Bubba Sparxx/Scar Ain't Life Grand The Virgin
2. Gwen Stefani Wind It Up Interscope
3. Johnny Cash God's Gonna Cut You Down Lost Highway
4. Franz Ferdinand L Wells Domino
5. Ludacris/Pharell Williams Money Maker Def Jam
6. KT Turnstall Black Horse and Cherry Tree Virgin
7. Beyonce Ring the Alarm Sony
8. Justin Timberlake/Timbaland Sexyback Jive
9. Paris Hilton Stars are Blind Warner
10. Jeffry Loss Williamsburg Will Oldham Horror Rough Trade
Albums
Artist Title Label Points
1. Josh Ritter The Animal Years V2/Ada 10
2. Beyonce B Day Sony 10
3. Fergie The Duchess Interscope 10
4. Christina Aguilera Back to Basics RCA 10
5. Kelis Was Here La Face 10
6. Pharell In My Mind Interscope 10
7. Kris Kristofferson This Old World New West 10
8. v/a Rouges Gallery Anti 10
9. Bruce Springsteen The Seeger Sessions Sony 10
10. Gnarls Barkley St Elsewhere Downtown 10
Singles
Artist Title Label
1. Bubba Sparxx/Scar Ain't Life Grand The Virgin
2. Gwen Stefani Wind It Up Interscope
3. Johnny Cash God's Gonna Cut You Down Lost Highway
4. Franz Ferdinand L Wells Domino
5. Ludacris/Pharell Williams Money Maker Def Jam
6. KT Turnstall Black Horse and Cherry Tree Virgin
7. Beyonce Ring the Alarm Sony
8. Justin Timberlake/Timbaland Sexyback Jive
9. Paris Hilton Stars are Blind Warner
10. Jeffry Loss Williamsburg Will Oldham Horror Rough Trade
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
novembers goals, to be finished in decemebr:
find place for the lisa yuskavage(sp)/lil annie fanny place
write a letter to jerome
plan christmas (TO Krew) (Andrew) (Glenys)
Decembers Deadlines
11th Country Poll
31st Flashforward
31st P and J
Decembers Goals
submit to silver skate
finish up the three articles
make prints/package for marcus
find a show
buy gifts
figure out deer
talk to rachel
isaacs/kurelek
send book proposal onward
find place for the lisa yuskavage(sp)/lil annie fanny place
write a letter to jerome
plan christmas (TO Krew) (Andrew) (Glenys)
Decembers Deadlines
11th Country Poll
31st Flashforward
31st P and J
Decembers Goals
submit to silver skate
finish up the three articles
make prints/package for marcus
find a show
buy gifts
figure out deer
talk to rachel
isaacs/kurelek
send book proposal onward
Monday, December 04, 2006
fiction ahoy
six: a volume of mr paul, i bought this, but not sure why, the art is fantastic, with some really sweet and gentle line work, and the story moves along alright, and aside tom a few examples of casual racism, its inoffensive, but mostly its kind of dull
five where the truth lies--rupert holmes, a fantastic example of his hollywood trash, i took it out after watching the egoyan movie, egyons adpatation was much more clever, he made it closer, more paronid, and v. much about the aesthetic implicaitons of modernism, with the scenes in deco miami hotel rooms and LA glass block mansions working together to push a story of murder/desire (an essay is to be written about his use of third spaces, egoyans, in this film the hotel, tv studio, casino, parks, offices, as compared with the private spaces, homes and such, that seem more open. anyways, the novel was pretty close to the film for the first third, then holmes became less economic and more conventional, and moved into a standard ellroy lite dective story...i dont want to give away any more of the plot, but the main differencee b/w the film and the book was two set peices in disneyland, which made the plasticity appealing...
four the push broom man, one of the better drawn, better constructed, books i have read, brilliant paced, but almost all of the stories feature various desperate men raping and murdering their lovers, who tend to be geishas, or whores or something in b/w...the vile misogyny should be noted.
six: a volume of mr paul, i bought this, but not sure why, the art is fantastic, with some really sweet and gentle line work, and the story moves along alright, and aside tom a few examples of casual racism, its inoffensive, but mostly its kind of dull
five where the truth lies--rupert holmes, a fantastic example of his hollywood trash, i took it out after watching the egoyan movie, egyons adpatation was much more clever, he made it closer, more paronid, and v. much about the aesthetic implicaitons of modernism, with the scenes in deco miami hotel rooms and LA glass block mansions working together to push a story of murder/desire (an essay is to be written about his use of third spaces, egoyans, in this film the hotel, tv studio, casino, parks, offices, as compared with the private spaces, homes and such, that seem more open. anyways, the novel was pretty close to the film for the first third, then holmes became less economic and more conventional, and moved into a standard ellroy lite dective story...i dont want to give away any more of the plot, but the main differencee b/w the film and the book was two set peices in disneyland, which made the plasticity appealing...
four the push broom man, one of the better drawn, better constructed, books i have read, brilliant paced, but almost all of the stories feature various desperate men raping and murdering their lovers, who tend to be geishas, or whores or something in b/w...the vile misogyny should be noted.
Sunday, December 03, 2006
in calgary, spent the last few days (friday, sat. sun) actually relaxing, i did no work, and only sent half a dozen emails.
notes:
bus ride down, saw two people get drunk on cheap, hidden beer.
walking out, saw a kid get manhandled, cuffed, for narcotics, while a buddhist monk waited on the sidelines
found castles brilliant anthology of lesbianism for 35 bux, at mcnally robinson, then went over and spent way to much for dinner (saltlik: aspargus in guyere, blue cheese crumbled small porterhouse, baked alaska (!), a manhattan (much discussion at the bar over this, but they got it right, first time the mixer mixed it, but brilliant and the two cheeries in the bottom of the glass might be my favourite pleasue), a strong glass of fairly undry chilean cabernat, and a glass of tawny sherry (20 years old) but the best was the alaska, melty, icey, warm, gooey, the textures, and the narrative of the textures (as things melted, or thawed, etc they changed) the center was pistachio ice cream, and the base was a really thick, choclate torte
staying with thomas, huge house on the very edge of calgary, basically the suburbs, but realtivley nice.
conversations with barb and gramma about some things, gramma has broken her pelvis and even in the hospital she managed to get her digs on (this was the great thing, that said, i didnt really care, im slowly learning that as long as improud of what i am doing, then fuck em all---barb picked me up in a black mercedes, leather interior, a little cocoon of fuck you money, and it was a nice ride, and they redid their house in yuppie chic, cork floors, granite counter tops, lots of exposed wood, viking range and stove...all three kids in private school, and i was comfortable there...chip needeled me about finding work, and for a second i feelt guilty, but i figured,i dont have to, and i am doing other things, patience.
went today to toms church, alliance on the end of town, blank, communion was welshes and a ritz cracker, and the sermon qouted as much narnia as jesus (it had a powerpoint side show, too---to jesus thru powerpoint), then we went to lunch and the zoo, mcdicks for lunch, which wasnt my choice, though the zoo was completely revived , with massive new buildings, and more intergrative experinces for the animals, saw many, my favourite being the african land snails the size of ones fist...though i note with much sadness and mourning, the lack of llamas and wombats. though they had wallabies. we must vanquish cedrics forces.
im tired, exhausted really, but happy.
notes:
bus ride down, saw two people get drunk on cheap, hidden beer.
walking out, saw a kid get manhandled, cuffed, for narcotics, while a buddhist monk waited on the sidelines
found castles brilliant anthology of lesbianism for 35 bux, at mcnally robinson, then went over and spent way to much for dinner (saltlik: aspargus in guyere, blue cheese crumbled small porterhouse, baked alaska (!), a manhattan (much discussion at the bar over this, but they got it right, first time the mixer mixed it, but brilliant and the two cheeries in the bottom of the glass might be my favourite pleasue), a strong glass of fairly undry chilean cabernat, and a glass of tawny sherry (20 years old) but the best was the alaska, melty, icey, warm, gooey, the textures, and the narrative of the textures (as things melted, or thawed, etc they changed) the center was pistachio ice cream, and the base was a really thick, choclate torte
staying with thomas, huge house on the very edge of calgary, basically the suburbs, but realtivley nice.
conversations with barb and gramma about some things, gramma has broken her pelvis and even in the hospital she managed to get her digs on (this was the great thing, that said, i didnt really care, im slowly learning that as long as improud of what i am doing, then fuck em all---barb picked me up in a black mercedes, leather interior, a little cocoon of fuck you money, and it was a nice ride, and they redid their house in yuppie chic, cork floors, granite counter tops, lots of exposed wood, viking range and stove...all three kids in private school, and i was comfortable there...chip needeled me about finding work, and for a second i feelt guilty, but i figured,i dont have to, and i am doing other things, patience.
went today to toms church, alliance on the end of town, blank, communion was welshes and a ritz cracker, and the sermon qouted as much narnia as jesus (it had a powerpoint side show, too---to jesus thru powerpoint), then we went to lunch and the zoo, mcdicks for lunch, which wasnt my choice, though the zoo was completely revived , with massive new buildings, and more intergrative experinces for the animals, saw many, my favourite being the african land snails the size of ones fist...though i note with much sadness and mourning, the lack of llamas and wombats. though they had wallabies. we must vanquish cedrics forces.
im tired, exhausted really, but happy.
Thursday, November 30, 2006
supercute
chinese childrens book, of klashinkovs, tanks, and other such weaponery.
transgendered deer

why the ny post has a radical, economic sense of poetry

excerpt from the 7th volume of Bob Mizner's AMG guides
a police report commisoned by the muncipal government, suggests that chicago's police are as corrupt as ever.
screeners at newark airport in new jeresy, missed 20 out of 22 potential tests at a recent saftey test
"How's your boy?" Bush asked, referring to Webb's son, a Marine serving in Iraq.
"I'd like to get them out of Iraq, Mr. President," Webb responded, echoing a campaign theme.
"That's not what I asked you," Bush said. "How's your boy?"
"That's between me and my boy, Mr. President," Webb said coldly, ending the conversation on the State Floor of the East Wing of the White House.
story here
LDS outsider sculpture garden
Amazing pictures of Congolese Dandies, who call themselves: Société des Ambianceurs et des Personnes Élegantes. Brazzaville. Republic of Congo. found here
porn cartoon from the mid 1920s
great la times take down of the pure bullshit streaming from McCains mouth
annual list of toys that will take yr eyes out
great sign and campaign against sercterianism in lebanaon, low key, funny, and kind of deep
chinese childrens book, of klashinkovs, tanks, and other such weaponery.
transgendered deer
why the ny post has a radical, economic sense of poetry
excerpt from the 7th volume of Bob Mizner's AMG guides
a police report commisoned by the muncipal government, suggests that chicago's police are as corrupt as ever.
screeners at newark airport in new jeresy, missed 20 out of 22 potential tests at a recent saftey test
"How's your boy?" Bush asked, referring to Webb's son, a Marine serving in Iraq.
"I'd like to get them out of Iraq, Mr. President," Webb responded, echoing a campaign theme.
"That's not what I asked you," Bush said. "How's your boy?"
"That's between me and my boy, Mr. President," Webb said coldly, ending the conversation on the State Floor of the East Wing of the White House.
story here
LDS outsider sculpture garden
Amazing pictures of Congolese Dandies, who call themselves: Société des Ambianceurs et des Personnes Élegantes. Brazzaville. Republic of Congo. found here
porn cartoon from the mid 1920s
great la times take down of the pure bullshit streaming from McCains mouth
annual list of toys that will take yr eyes out
great sign and campaign against sercterianism in lebanaon, low key, funny, and kind of deep
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
media, dissemination, war, and control: 19 attempts towards an unesay resoultion
1) walter cronkite
2) where exactly is the microphone
3) film as american propghanda
4) film as north vietnam propghanda
5) AP, Life Magazine, and Freelance
6) reclaiming corperate media, the case of the AWC
7) Ronald L. Haeberle, and his two cameras, a fable
8) the history of CNN before white house access
9) CNN and Libya
10) CNN and the bombing of Baghdad
11) Sontag and the aesthetics of staged conflict
12) Baudiallard and Nintendo
13) The rise of digital technology
14) Abu Gharib
15) Abu Gharib and Propghanda
16) Now Thats Fucked Up, Anti-Syphillis Posters, and Thantos/Eros
17) The GQ situtation
18) Rumsfield, and flag draped coffins
19) Conculsions
1) walter cronkite
2) where exactly is the microphone
3) film as american propghanda
4) film as north vietnam propghanda
5) AP, Life Magazine, and Freelance
6) reclaiming corperate media, the case of the AWC
7) Ronald L. Haeberle, and his two cameras, a fable
8) the history of CNN before white house access
9) CNN and Libya
10) CNN and the bombing of Baghdad
11) Sontag and the aesthetics of staged conflict
12) Baudiallard and Nintendo
13) The rise of digital technology
14) Abu Gharib
15) Abu Gharib and Propghanda
16) Now Thats Fucked Up, Anti-Syphillis Posters, and Thantos/Eros
17) The GQ situtation
18) Rumsfield, and flag draped coffins
19) Conculsions
Monday, November 27, 2006
AnthonySEaston (11:19:23 PM): would you like to know an odd fact about augistine adn christs foreskin
theminorthirds (11:20:02 PM): did he eat it?
AnthonySEaston (11:20:21 PM): he thought that the entirity of orignial sin was centered there,
AnthonySEaston (11:20:37 PM): so the circumscion meant that he didnt have original sin
AnthonySEaston (11:21:04 PM): i dont know if that was for all people, or about the implications of it before the three days
theminorthirds (11:21:08 PM): one of the odd things is that jesus is born with his foreskin!
AnthonySEaston (11:21:55 PM): arent we all
theminorthirds (11:22:12 PM): not according to jewish tradition
theminorthirds (11:22:32 PM): some of the patriarchs are born without -- i think joseph was?
AnthonySEaston (11:25:31 PM): i wonder what that means?
theminorthirds (11:27:18 PM): oh the idea is that god has no foreskin, circum is to make one like god, closer to his image, and those who are born without are closer to god
AnthonySEaston (11:27:46 PM): textual cites?
theminorthirds (11:28:12 PM): pure midrash
theminorthirds (11:20:02 PM): did he eat it?
AnthonySEaston (11:20:21 PM): he thought that the entirity of orignial sin was centered there,
AnthonySEaston (11:20:37 PM): so the circumscion meant that he didnt have original sin
AnthonySEaston (11:21:04 PM): i dont know if that was for all people, or about the implications of it before the three days
theminorthirds (11:21:08 PM): one of the odd things is that jesus is born with his foreskin!
AnthonySEaston (11:21:55 PM): arent we all
theminorthirds (11:22:12 PM): not according to jewish tradition
theminorthirds (11:22:32 PM): some of the patriarchs are born without -- i think joseph was?
AnthonySEaston (11:25:31 PM): i wonder what that means?
theminorthirds (11:27:18 PM): oh the idea is that god has no foreskin, circum is to make one like god, closer to his image, and those who are born without are closer to god
AnthonySEaston (11:27:46 PM): textual cites?
theminorthirds (11:28:12 PM): pure midrash
Sunday, November 26, 2006
this review of the tiptree bio by farah mendelhson postulates that triptree might have been transsexual, but uses the word transgendered and spends a fair amount of time talking about bodies and phyiscal acts related to those bodies...i think that it is fair to call mr tiptree transgendered b/c of how he both claimed a male nomenclature, and constructed a life of comfort in traditioanlly masculine fields, including SF and the CIA. (or to put it another way, we should stop assuming the only way of transgressing gender is assuming sex, the liminal spaces b/w alice shedlon and james tiptree wre queer enough w/o needing to idenitfy her soley as a lesbian or stone butch etc)
pitbulllovein a 26 year old white male from Virginia, with an interest in naked chicks, fast cars, and airbrush art, added me to his contact list on flickr...i think b/c of the pickup truck project.
bionic taxideremied robot deer
amazing story about a top 40 singer, who's entire career is on someone elses voice...thats why i like pop, simulacra ahoy. (the rest of the blog is good too
tabitha vereers paints women fucking shellfish, using acrylics and shells. the best thing about the work though, is the statement
Billboard critical of US Foriegn polciy, palced on soem of the most touristy sections of beachfront...some feature abu gharib photos

Rachel Ray, Sexuality, and the Cult of the Domestic--someone write a masters thesis, now

All-New Atom #8 Cover by Ladrönn, the comix blogosphere is all in a tizzy about the cock, but i like it because
a) its so fucking weird
b) it reminds me of fred tomaselli:
(tomaselli is one of those guys i really like, because his work is really pretty adn quite decorative, but i dont like the writing that surrounds it, and im sure if i thought about the work itself for more than a few seconds, i would have truoble with it)
Benedict tries his hand at christology, titling the book The Newer Testement, choice qoute:
The biography seeks to refute modern interpretations of Jesus as nothing more than a revolutionary and moral teacher. These interpretations are confusing to the faithful, Benedict said.
its being published by Rizolli, who did that other great work of 20th Century Moral Philosophy Koons Made in Heaven

Robert Adams, from the new west seires
the epilpsy foudnation points out that cops like to taser people who are seizing
Sister Rita Steinhagen. a woman who loved justice, peace, christ, and mercy, who got arrested for protesting nuclear facilities, who wrote vehmently against war, and loevd to fish, died a few days ago...
soviet propghanda tapestries:
Ugandan filmmaker Ashraf Simwogerere recently kidnapped, some think for political reasons, teh stories ambigious and would make a great film on its own
pitbulllovein a 26 year old white male from Virginia, with an interest in naked chicks, fast cars, and airbrush art, added me to his contact list on flickr...i think b/c of the pickup truck project.
bionic taxideremied robot deer
amazing story about a top 40 singer, who's entire career is on someone elses voice...thats why i like pop, simulacra ahoy. (the rest of the blog is good too
tabitha vereers paints women fucking shellfish, using acrylics and shells. the best thing about the work though, is the statement
Billboard critical of US Foriegn polciy, palced on soem of the most touristy sections of beachfront...some feature abu gharib photos
Rachel Ray, Sexuality, and the Cult of the Domestic--someone write a masters thesis, now
All-New Atom #8 Cover by Ladrönn, the comix blogosphere is all in a tizzy about the cock, but i like it because
a) its so fucking weird
b) it reminds me of fred tomaselli:
Benedict tries his hand at christology, titling the book The Newer Testement, choice qoute:
The biography seeks to refute modern interpretations of Jesus as nothing more than a revolutionary and moral teacher. These interpretations are confusing to the faithful, Benedict said.
its being published by Rizolli, who did that other great work of 20th Century Moral Philosophy Koons Made in Heaven
Robert Adams, from the new west seires
the epilpsy foudnation points out that cops like to taser people who are seizing
Sister Rita Steinhagen. a woman who loved justice, peace, christ, and mercy, who got arrested for protesting nuclear facilities, who wrote vehmently against war, and loevd to fish, died a few days ago...
soviet propghanda tapestries:
Ugandan filmmaker Ashraf Simwogerere recently kidnapped, some think for political reasons, teh stories ambigious and would make a great film on its own
Saturday, November 25, 2006
got the seqaul to waugh's gay graphix b4 stonewall today, and it had more happyface, among other work, and though i am glad to have the extra drawings, esp for 10 bucks, and the writing is the personal, catty, queer, and academic melange that i have come to expect, the work is clearly second rate, as for the happyface drawings, they had a definite working drawing for larger compoistion feeling, and the briliance of staging, and graphic narrative building was absent. the other work was charming in its incompetence, though i might fix this opinon when i spend more time with the book.
Friday, November 24, 2006
Ruscha Package:
In 1977 Ed Ruscha made a drawing that consisted solely of the text: Will 100 Artists Draw A 1950 Ford From Memory. In the summer of 2006, The Gagosian gallery advertised a show in Art Forum, using this drawing. A week after I saw that ad, I contacted Gagosion in New York City, and asked permission to use the drawing for a show. I wanted to actualize the drawing, work on finding 100 artists to draw that Ford. Ed Ruscha gave me permission; I started to find my artists.
I want to figure out what each of those words mean, can memory be about what you saw in a movie, or stories of your parents first car, or whatever the cultural platonic ideal of this machine is? (Is it even a car? I have seen plenty of trucks)
I also want to extend the identity of the category “artist”. Here I include graffiti workers, comics creators, illustrators of all kinds, in addition to those in the gallery system.
Lastly, I am asking what drawing means. Drawing has become popular, because the defining characteristics have become more ambiguous, mostly because it never maintained the historical supremacy of painting of sculpture. So even the most ardent minimalists, the people who considered painting dead, drew. In this way, Ruscha, with his conceptual/linguistic heritage, makes an all American koan.
The show is a challenge to Ruscha as well, he asked for 100 artists to be asked, he did not require the work itself. By completing the task to a degree farther then expected I want to return to the importance of mark making, to out-conceptualize the conceptualists.
Note on Installation:
I want a room as close to the white cube as possible. On two facing walls, I want one of them to have the 100 drawings pinned to the wall, unframed and unmated. On the opposite wall, facing the 100 drawings, I want Ruscha’s work to be framed, matted, and centered. I want the installation to be passive aggressive, an aesthetic facing off.
In 1977 Ed Ruscha made a drawing that consisted solely of the text: Will 100 Artists Draw A 1950 Ford From Memory. In the summer of 2006, The Gagosian gallery advertised a show in Art Forum, using this drawing. A week after I saw that ad, I contacted Gagosion in New York City, and asked permission to use the drawing for a show. I wanted to actualize the drawing, work on finding 100 artists to draw that Ford. Ed Ruscha gave me permission; I started to find my artists.
I want to figure out what each of those words mean, can memory be about what you saw in a movie, or stories of your parents first car, or whatever the cultural platonic ideal of this machine is? (Is it even a car? I have seen plenty of trucks)
I also want to extend the identity of the category “artist”. Here I include graffiti workers, comics creators, illustrators of all kinds, in addition to those in the gallery system.
Lastly, I am asking what drawing means. Drawing has become popular, because the defining characteristics have become more ambiguous, mostly because it never maintained the historical supremacy of painting of sculpture. So even the most ardent minimalists, the people who considered painting dead, drew. In this way, Ruscha, with his conceptual/linguistic heritage, makes an all American koan.
The show is a challenge to Ruscha as well, he asked for 100 artists to be asked, he did not require the work itself. By completing the task to a degree farther then expected I want to return to the importance of mark making, to out-conceptualize the conceptualists.
Note on Installation:
I want a room as close to the white cube as possible. On two facing walls, I want one of them to have the 100 drawings pinned to the wall, unframed and unmated. On the opposite wall, facing the 100 drawings, I want Ruscha’s work to be framed, matted, and centered. I want the installation to be passive aggressive, an aesthetic facing off.
Thursday, November 23, 2006
listening to the recently remastered double cd judy at carnegie, i understand why it was such a cultural touchstone, but the sheer discomfort at denial, obsession, bad singing, and things left unsaid, make me wonder exactly how little she knew, or how much...its not as much of a bad performance as one of total and complete emotional honesty, when the only thing left to be honest about is her own theatricality...
does that make it punk?
does that make it punk?
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
sexy soap ad fantastic animation, with some really funny details...
perfect
vernauclar modernist suburban home, in atlantic highlands nj, i think including furniture, only for 675k...the photos are worth it too, look at this:

czech prefab, looking like a house, as opposed to a container, and gorgeousl well light, shutterd windows, and bright orange...
click to see floor plans, and 6 or so other pictures

more info here the gentleman's name is Bryan Kerrigan, his moving from art to craft, from design to aesthetics has a really complicated give and take. it looks good on gallery walls, and attaches to the history of faux bois, pop, minimalism, etc---it could be french from the 17th century or it could be some kind of mccracken/judd thing. it makes me happy
Michiko savages the new pynchon
can anyone find teh video of this incident in iraq, got pulled from youtube
casual cruelty, and an example of american privelege, with soliders and iraqi kids
jocelyn widelnstein papparazzi footage, her face, as somehow gotten worse
a book of essays on uncle michel and theology
some nice carvings of wax crayons
jerry saltz reviews the new yusakavage(sp), very carefully
Derrick Williams bought a donut robot on ebay, i want a donut robot
some brilliant language based conceputal art from brazil, including the neimier font
sent 15 ed ruscha emails today
perfect
vernauclar modernist suburban home, in atlantic highlands nj, i think including furniture, only for 675k...the photos are worth it too, look at this:
czech prefab, looking like a house, as opposed to a container, and gorgeousl well light, shutterd windows, and bright orange...
click to see floor plans, and 6 or so other pictures
more info here the gentleman's name is Bryan Kerrigan, his moving from art to craft, from design to aesthetics has a really complicated give and take. it looks good on gallery walls, and attaches to the history of faux bois, pop, minimalism, etc---it could be french from the 17th century or it could be some kind of mccracken/judd thing. it makes me happy
Michiko savages the new pynchon
can anyone find teh video of this incident in iraq, got pulled from youtube
casual cruelty, and an example of american privelege, with soliders and iraqi kids
jocelyn widelnstein papparazzi footage, her face, as somehow gotten worse
a book of essays on uncle michel and theology
some nice carvings of wax crayons
jerry saltz reviews the new yusakavage(sp), very carefully
some brilliant language based conceputal art from brazil, including the neimier font
sent 15 ed ruscha emails today
CNN
73 last real functioanl involvement in vietnam
75 fall of saigon
80 CNN
81 CNN lawsuit to allow them into the presidental press corps
86 Libya
91 GWI
how did the dissemnation of electronic information morph and change in the last 5 yrs
qoutes
from Mass Media and American Foreign Policy: Insider Perspectives on Global Journalism and the Foreign, Patrick O'Heffernan, 41: (1991)
Dennis Ross, Middle east staff specialist, in the reagon NSC, a forgein policy adviosr to VP Bush, during the 88 presidental election campaign...
CNN reports if something is happening now, where you are getting a lot more from CNN then what yuo are getting from your own sources. That is something that has a realtivley short life however...when ships would be hit, some of the CNN reports were very accurate sometimes it turned out not to be true...
from War and American Popular Culture: A Historical Encyclopedia, M. Paul Holsinger
443, 1999
CNN's greatd coup came immediately beforea dn during teh persian gulf war. After George Bush ordered AMerican plans to bomb baghdad on the evening of 1/16/91 CNN anchorman Bernard Sha, John Holliman , Peter Arnett adn their crew were able to tranmist the first pictures to the paitning world..the three major networks were outmanoveraed adn certainly outbroadcast by cnn...
Live, Instatenous, continous, international--these broadcast charestic have given the networkan infulence in world affairs taht extends far beyond the number of viewers...
(CNN vs Fox viewers)
1) though all of those things may be true of CNN, its role is finaned by large amoutns of cash, and mantains power.
2) being used by bush, then clinton, gives it the role of a defacto tool of the state, there is a tense waltz between information and dipolomcy, b/w soft and hard power, b/w what will gaurentee them access and what makes good tv
3) as shit gets cheaper, and the american empire exapands, eventually everyone will have media that is more live, more instentous, more continous, more international, there will be less gatekeepers
4) though CNN is faster, and more responsive then tradtional news media, it is not fster then (and so its role will fall back on seeking authourity and analysis
5) lbj read the papers, but the papers had less access then the tv does, and elss ubiquity.
6) the idea of cnn as packaged, as the theater of war becoming cinematic, etc (standard chomsky left line)
It has often been noted that the golbal expansiveness of...CNN into different world regions required a flexible and adpatable local identies. As David Morley and Kevin Robimns note CNN's dystopian goals aof global grwoth adn control proved difficult to sustain as teh nework grew and "encountered the real world, the world of already exisitng and established markets and cultures" AS it increased its golbal reach, CNN ffound it nessc. to increase collabratons with reigional partners in an effort to "econile golbal ambitons with local complexities"
from
Ambient Television: Visual Culture and Public Space By Anna McCarthy
(compare artnetts interview with fullaci(sp)'s interview with the shah, and the later interview with Jennings in 2005?)
To Read:
Bernard Cohen, the Press adn Foreign Policy
DisInfo Press, You Are Being Lied to, etc
War and American Popular Culture: A Historical Encyclopedia By M. Paul Holsinger
Satellite Realms: transnational television, globalization and the Middle East By Naomi Sakr
American Hegemony: Preventive War, Iraq, and Imposing Democracy By Demetrios Caraley
73 last real functioanl involvement in vietnam
75 fall of saigon
80 CNN
81 CNN lawsuit to allow them into the presidental press corps
86 Libya
91 GWI
how did the dissemnation of electronic information morph and change in the last 5 yrs
qoutes
from Mass Media and American Foreign Policy: Insider Perspectives on Global Journalism and the Foreign, Patrick O'Heffernan, 41: (1991)
Dennis Ross, Middle east staff specialist, in the reagon NSC, a forgein policy adviosr to VP Bush, during the 88 presidental election campaign...
CNN reports if something is happening now, where you are getting a lot more from CNN then what yuo are getting from your own sources. That is something that has a realtivley short life however...when ships would be hit, some of the CNN reports were very accurate sometimes it turned out not to be true...
from War and American Popular Culture: A Historical Encyclopedia, M. Paul Holsinger
443, 1999
CNN's greatd coup came immediately beforea dn during teh persian gulf war. After George Bush ordered AMerican plans to bomb baghdad on the evening of 1/16/91 CNN anchorman Bernard Sha, John Holliman , Peter Arnett adn their crew were able to tranmist the first pictures to the paitning world..the three major networks were outmanoveraed adn certainly outbroadcast by cnn...
Live, Instatenous, continous, international--these broadcast charestic have given the networkan infulence in world affairs taht extends far beyond the number of viewers...
(CNN vs Fox viewers)
1) though all of those things may be true of CNN, its role is finaned by large amoutns of cash, and mantains power.
2) being used by bush, then clinton, gives it the role of a defacto tool of the state, there is a tense waltz between information and dipolomcy, b/w soft and hard power, b/w what will gaurentee them access and what makes good tv
3) as shit gets cheaper, and the american empire exapands, eventually everyone will have media that is more live, more instentous, more continous, more international, there will be less gatekeepers
4) though CNN is faster, and more responsive then tradtional news media, it is not fster then (and so its role will fall back on seeking authourity and analysis
5) lbj read the papers, but the papers had less access then the tv does, and elss ubiquity.
6) the idea of cnn as packaged, as the theater of war becoming cinematic, etc (standard chomsky left line)
It has often been noted that the golbal expansiveness of...CNN into different world regions required a flexible and adpatable local identies. As David Morley and Kevin Robimns note CNN's dystopian goals aof global grwoth adn control proved difficult to sustain as teh nework grew and "encountered the real world, the world of already exisitng and established markets and cultures" AS it increased its golbal reach, CNN ffound it nessc. to increase collabratons with reigional partners in an effort to "econile golbal ambitons with local complexities"
from
Ambient Television: Visual Culture and Public Space By Anna McCarthy
(compare artnetts interview with fullaci(sp)'s interview with the shah, and the later interview with Jennings in 2005?)
To Read:
Bernard Cohen, the Press adn Foreign Policy
DisInfo Press, You Are Being Lied to, etc
War and American Popular Culture: A Historical Encyclopedia By M. Paul Holsinger
Satellite Realms: transnational television, globalization and the Middle East By Naomi Sakr
American Hegemony: Preventive War, Iraq, and Imposing Democracy By Demetrios Caraley
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Step 1:Put your iTunes/MP3 player on random.
Step 2: Post the first line(s) of the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: NO CHEATING
(anglo only, just cause i cant transcribe (choose a languge)
1) I heard there was a secret chord that david played and it pleased the lord
2) We she dont wake up and call my name anymore
3) yodel noise, i am the lonely goat herd, yodel nosie
4) (live chatter) Rufus is a tit man/sucking on his mama's gland
5) Cant you tell my love is growing
6) Give it to me, Dont Give it away, Dont think about what the others say
7) burning up, burning up, barley getting trained up
8) like a bird on the wire, like a drunk in a midnight choir
9) i know a place where the whistle blows, and the brakeman calls the shots
10) friday nights and the lights are low, looking out for a place to go, where they play the right music,
11) the trolley goes fast, life goes slow
12) hey tiffany, hey rocco, do you want to go down to the shore or what
13) the last thing i remember is saying hey guys watch this
14) shake shake shake senoria, shake yr body line
15) the cathedral in cologone looks like a spaceship, like the hand of god falling from the sky
16) love is a burning thing, and it makes a firey rign
17) some nights i lust for real blood, for real knives, for real cries
18) (john peel noise) today is gonna be the day that yr gonna throw it back to you
19) i wish that i had sold suits to buy that
20) wompa bam balloobomp
Step 2: Post the first line(s) of the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: NO CHEATING
(anglo only, just cause i cant transcribe (choose a languge)
1) I heard there was a secret chord that david played and it pleased the lord
2) We she dont wake up and call my name anymore
3) yodel noise, i am the lonely goat herd, yodel nosie
4) (live chatter) Rufus is a tit man/sucking on his mama's gland
5) Cant you tell my love is growing
6) Give it to me, Dont Give it away, Dont think about what the others say
7) burning up, burning up, barley getting trained up
8) like a bird on the wire, like a drunk in a midnight choir
9) i know a place where the whistle blows, and the brakeman calls the shots
10) friday nights and the lights are low, looking out for a place to go, where they play the right music,
11) the trolley goes fast, life goes slow
12) hey tiffany, hey rocco, do you want to go down to the shore or what
13) the last thing i remember is saying hey guys watch this
14) shake shake shake senoria, shake yr body line
15) the cathedral in cologone looks like a spaceship, like the hand of god falling from the sky
16) love is a burning thing, and it makes a firey rign
17) some nights i lust for real blood, for real knives, for real cries
18) (john peel noise) today is gonna be the day that yr gonna throw it back to you
19) i wish that i had sold suits to buy that
20) wompa bam balloobomp
notes on the first 9 pages of the document
!) the whole we have to be nice to be fags, dont be mean to fags, introduction is nice, and gives me hope, and then it kicks me in the balls, all this natural law bullshit, the qouting of paul and romans--this v. protestant desire for sola scriptura (i know that natural law isnt really ss)...i keep wondering, what happened to the searching, heart renching, prayerful moving thru the tradition, that has occured over the last few decades
2) fundamentally, i dont think that g-d, in her infinite mercy, blessed be her name, creates us in categories, says you are man, you are woman, you are homosexual, you are heterosexual, i think that she creates people, you are beloved in my creation, so that this idea, that tab a only fits into slot b, denies the majesty and diversion of creation...and also, the sense that there are no immoral people, only immoral acts.
3) and then, of course, they kind of argue this same way, i am not sure they have fully decided the people vs acts controversy, so the language is really unstable, homosexual could mean same gendered sexual act, acts, patterns, behavioural molds, desires, or idenity...and they conflate it---so the man who has sex with men is the same as the woman who has sex with woman is the same as the man who has sex with a woman in a socially prescribed way but uses controception is the same as the 90 per c ent of the world that masterbates.
4) i believe in the holy potential of orgasms, i believe that the orgasms you have by yourself and the orgasms you share with people can be acts that connect to pleasure, to yr lover, to yr body, and yr self, and this is what makes me most sad about the document, is that it isnt really different from the history, but denies that the body can be a way of transcendence, that the xtc of the body works in counterpoint with the xtc of the soul
5) homosexual inclinations are not sinful, but acting on it is...the conference tells us to be chaste, but they dont mean chaste. i believe that sometimes we give the gifts back to god, for safekeeping, as a sacrifice, and i believe that celibacy is like fasting, or alms--and i also belive that we should be chaste, but chasitity isnt not fucking, it is constructing your sexuality with an ethically rigous standard, it is being loving, open, true, honest, genorous, free of anger, all of the things that are spoken about in corinthians, thats being chaste...(ie 4Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. 5It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. 6Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 7It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.) its the one that is mentioned all over weddings, its a cliche now, but the verses before and after it, about how all of the power of god is castrated, silenced, made null and void w/o love is teh impt bit---this is nto a loving document
6) they say that those who claim homosexual inclination are not good, that the only good the penis, the vagina can do, is to create more children. i dont have an opinon on that, but i know that the penis, the vagina, the mouth, the hand, the anus, fused and merged can be good, the act of sexuality is the most powerful gift we have, it moves us like the temple in jersulum, like samson, it destroys us and rebuilds us--when it is used for abuse, people are never the same, and when it is used for lvoe, it restores, the tenderness, of flesh into flesh, on flesh, is an act that comforts, that prevents grief, stops tears...i think of all the sex that happened after 9/11 and i think of rape that occurs in war, and i think that our bodies use the gifts of gods creation to do acts of mercy as well as the do acts of evil...they are stuck on this gay straight wrong right and do not think of the love and mercy of two bodies, i keep coming back to cohen here, beautiful losers of course, but also a song called true love leaves no traces--as the mist leaves no scar upon the hill/my body leaves no scar upon you and never will...true love leaves no traces as you and i are on. it continues, but i keep thinking that he obv means true love in all capabilites, agape and eros and everything else, and how at that point the ego disappears, adn the self is sublimated, and thats the point of christendom for me, not the destruction of the body but the absorbotion of all bodies into a mystical wholeness
7) maybe the problem, is that they assume that "the divine gifts of creation" can only mean babies, that "the divine gifts of creation" arent art, or music, or memory or bad teenage poetry, or hank williams singing lost highway, or that andy warhol print with the bodybuilding ad being a metaphor for transubstation or that painting of carvarggio i keep going back to, the one with him and thomas--or any of the other great mystical texts, or personal favourites that we keep coming back to, the scripture and tradtion that sustains it--we want to talk about the gospel itself:
is the miracle of the loaves of fishes not a divine act of creation, or the story of christ with the clay bird turning into a real bird that the koran and the gospel of thomas shares, we come from a whole tradtion, from john 1:1 onwards, to jerome, to the scholastics, to all the nuns and fathers who did not have children, and found in them the need to create, that the divine gifts of creation came to them, via the holy spirit, and led us to where we needed to go...the thing is that it doesnt have to be limited, bach's music is as much a testament to "the divine gifts of creation" as were his 20 children. Luther speaking so lovingly of his wife,
"There is no more lovely, friendly, and charming relationship, communion, or company than a good marriage." says as much as his sermons--that there is one way to receive those gifts limits the infinite glory of the divine
8) it keeps telling us that its the acts, italics adn everything, and reading it, i am supposed to be heartened that they dont hate what i do, just what my dick does, who i am is okay, but what my dick does isnt...the church, even after the radical theology of the body, that the last pope instituted, cannot get over the fact that what my dick does, what i fantasise about, who i love, and who i fuck is as vital to who i am as what my soul does, what i pray about, and who i pray for...my goal as a being with a soul and a realtionship to christ, however tennous that realtionship is, is to intergrate, to make myself whole, adn then offer myself up to him, the church wants a tattered remanant, christ wants my whole body, he would prefer it ethical, and together, but he wants my wholeness...
9) it compares hthe disorder of homosexuality to other sins, to the sins of "envy, malice and greed". when i asked for forgiveness for those sins, i was sent back to sex...the thing for me, what is black in my heart is pride, casual cruelty, dishonesty, being unintegorus, and refusing the comminturain ethic required of us by christ. i work on those things, backslide, and work again, one of these days sisphyus is going to get that rock up that fucking hill, and even if he doesnt, the work is the thing, its the process and not the resualt, the conversation and not the documetn at the end of it, and what makes me upset, is not only that i fail so often, but that i get distracted. do you think that the pope refusing a humble, broken approach to islam is a sin of envy, do you think that watching kids die of AiDS in China, Malawai, Brazil is a sin of malice, do you think that the increasing gap of poverty in the united states where this document was written, is a sin of greed...what do you think that Christ, may his holiness be proclaimed, would want us to spend time on--the occasional act of cock sucking, or that a qauter of americans dont have health care? Desmond Tutu, said about this:"sn't it sad, that in a time when we face so many devastating problems – poverty, HIV/AIDS, war and conflict – that in our Communion we should be investing so much time and energy on disagreement about sexual orientation?""
10) this is a benedict document, because he makes a swipe at ethical realtivism, claiming that catholics have a solid base of morality, and that anyone who claims that morality is cultural guidelines, does nto udnerstand the full position of the church. its a valid point, its the thing i have the hardest time with, i think that the natural order of the divine centers around a seeking of justice and mercy. the parable of the widows mite comes to mind or the moneychangers, where what is assumed to be the natural order of god, is found to be a seekin of security in corrupt and moribund instatutions. christ loved his traditions that he learnt from mary and joesph, we celebrate his circumsion, and the night before he died, he celebrated passover...but when the tradition stifled justice or mercy or love or devotion to a higher ideal, he healed the sick or pulle the ox from the mire. i know that this is not quite the same, like how a lirtugy repeats the same ideas, in subtle varrations, the committee repeats, builds, reconnects, and slowly moves forward, but this idea of natural order, the idea that there is a platonic ideal, should be moulded and moved when mercy is required of us
11) they approach thearpy to cure fags...i dont think it works, i havent seen any examples of it working, but i have seen same gender attracted men, who have had children, i think that the assumption that one can move, is difficult, if not impossible, but i think the idea that one is open for the gifts that are offered to us, thats one of the things about being queer, and that this essay does not approach, sexuality is a living water, that flows, creates, finds holes and hollows, makes eddies and pools. one can create damns, and canals and culverts for the water to flow thru and in, but it has to go somewhere, and sometimes that somewhere is a place of rage, exhaustion, and destruction of families...children should be wanted, and not an obligation, and marriage should be entered into with the severity of sacramental acts...marrying and having kids out of shame is a sin of cruelty, and a refusal of that sacrament, (and well really here, i am a sinner, with my lack of mass, and my lack of praying (though this is a prayer) (and they say that the causes of homosexuality cannot be determined, but all sexuality cannot be determiend, like hope, faith, grace, love, beauty, like all gifts from teh divine, it is msterious and we do not deserve it)
12) after the talk of therapy, they go thru xian therapy, the raising of virtues, and they mention four being temperate, brave, just, or prudent--these are good virtues, underplayed in a culture of excess, irony, and pastiche--they require a balance, a desire towards clarity... i am not temeprate, i am scared, i fail to be just, and i lack prudence. all sins can be vices if carried to excess, being temperate can mean a refusal to take a stand, being brave can mean being a bully, being just can mean being cold to human suffering, and being prudent means being unaware when genuine radical change is needed. these are safe virtues, about maintaing power, a lot of the time, where is meekness, humilty, tenderness, and mercy...why are we not preaching on doubt, temper the postions, that you have here, make them complex, make them live
13) there is the assumption that "pervesive human suffering" comes from the lack of morality. i see more morality, more restrictions, more tendencies towards repressive authrotian action, lately, i think we are unhappy because we are not trusted, treated like adults, treated with suspicion and anger instead of openness. the idea that if you just learn to behave, and be a good boy and you will be happy frightens me. i think that it is not a lsit of spec. sin that causes unhappiness, but suffering, and we will suffer, because we are born sinners, and i think that it our duties as christians to alleivate that sin, to find the best ways to clean wounds, and shit, and wipe tears away, set bones, sew up wounds, feed and visit and make it better...more prescriptions, more seeking of power isnt going to do it, as uncle michel says:Confession frees, but power reduces one to silence; truth does not belong to the order of power, but shares an origincal affinity with freedom...
!) the whole we have to be nice to be fags, dont be mean to fags, introduction is nice, and gives me hope, and then it kicks me in the balls, all this natural law bullshit, the qouting of paul and romans--this v. protestant desire for sola scriptura (i know that natural law isnt really ss)...i keep wondering, what happened to the searching, heart renching, prayerful moving thru the tradition, that has occured over the last few decades
2) fundamentally, i dont think that g-d, in her infinite mercy, blessed be her name, creates us in categories, says you are man, you are woman, you are homosexual, you are heterosexual, i think that she creates people, you are beloved in my creation, so that this idea, that tab a only fits into slot b, denies the majesty and diversion of creation...and also, the sense that there are no immoral people, only immoral acts.
3) and then, of course, they kind of argue this same way, i am not sure they have fully decided the people vs acts controversy, so the language is really unstable, homosexual could mean same gendered sexual act, acts, patterns, behavioural molds, desires, or idenity...and they conflate it---so the man who has sex with men is the same as the woman who has sex with woman is the same as the man who has sex with a woman in a socially prescribed way but uses controception is the same as the 90 per c ent of the world that masterbates.
4) i believe in the holy potential of orgasms, i believe that the orgasms you have by yourself and the orgasms you share with people can be acts that connect to pleasure, to yr lover, to yr body, and yr self, and this is what makes me most sad about the document, is that it isnt really different from the history, but denies that the body can be a way of transcendence, that the xtc of the body works in counterpoint with the xtc of the soul
5) homosexual inclinations are not sinful, but acting on it is...the conference tells us to be chaste, but they dont mean chaste. i believe that sometimes we give the gifts back to god, for safekeeping, as a sacrifice, and i believe that celibacy is like fasting, or alms--and i also belive that we should be chaste, but chasitity isnt not fucking, it is constructing your sexuality with an ethically rigous standard, it is being loving, open, true, honest, genorous, free of anger, all of the things that are spoken about in corinthians, thats being chaste...(ie 4Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. 5It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. 6Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 7It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.) its the one that is mentioned all over weddings, its a cliche now, but the verses before and after it, about how all of the power of god is castrated, silenced, made null and void w/o love is teh impt bit---this is nto a loving document
6) they say that those who claim homosexual inclination are not good, that the only good the penis, the vagina can do, is to create more children. i dont have an opinon on that, but i know that the penis, the vagina, the mouth, the hand, the anus, fused and merged can be good, the act of sexuality is the most powerful gift we have, it moves us like the temple in jersulum, like samson, it destroys us and rebuilds us--when it is used for abuse, people are never the same, and when it is used for lvoe, it restores, the tenderness, of flesh into flesh, on flesh, is an act that comforts, that prevents grief, stops tears...i think of all the sex that happened after 9/11 and i think of rape that occurs in war, and i think that our bodies use the gifts of gods creation to do acts of mercy as well as the do acts of evil...they are stuck on this gay straight wrong right and do not think of the love and mercy of two bodies, i keep coming back to cohen here, beautiful losers of course, but also a song called true love leaves no traces--as the mist leaves no scar upon the hill/my body leaves no scar upon you and never will...true love leaves no traces as you and i are on. it continues, but i keep thinking that he obv means true love in all capabilites, agape and eros and everything else, and how at that point the ego disappears, adn the self is sublimated, and thats the point of christendom for me, not the destruction of the body but the absorbotion of all bodies into a mystical wholeness
7) maybe the problem, is that they assume that "the divine gifts of creation" can only mean babies, that "the divine gifts of creation" arent art, or music, or memory or bad teenage poetry, or hank williams singing lost highway, or that andy warhol print with the bodybuilding ad being a metaphor for transubstation or that painting of carvarggio i keep going back to, the one with him and thomas--or any of the other great mystical texts, or personal favourites that we keep coming back to, the scripture and tradtion that sustains it--we want to talk about the gospel itself:
is the miracle of the loaves of fishes not a divine act of creation, or the story of christ with the clay bird turning into a real bird that the koran and the gospel of thomas shares, we come from a whole tradtion, from john 1:1 onwards, to jerome, to the scholastics, to all the nuns and fathers who did not have children, and found in them the need to create, that the divine gifts of creation came to them, via the holy spirit, and led us to where we needed to go...the thing is that it doesnt have to be limited, bach's music is as much a testament to "the divine gifts of creation" as were his 20 children. Luther speaking so lovingly of his wife,
"There is no more lovely, friendly, and charming relationship, communion, or company than a good marriage." says as much as his sermons--that there is one way to receive those gifts limits the infinite glory of the divine
8) it keeps telling us that its the acts, italics adn everything, and reading it, i am supposed to be heartened that they dont hate what i do, just what my dick does, who i am is okay, but what my dick does isnt...the church, even after the radical theology of the body, that the last pope instituted, cannot get over the fact that what my dick does, what i fantasise about, who i love, and who i fuck is as vital to who i am as what my soul does, what i pray about, and who i pray for...my goal as a being with a soul and a realtionship to christ, however tennous that realtionship is, is to intergrate, to make myself whole, adn then offer myself up to him, the church wants a tattered remanant, christ wants my whole body, he would prefer it ethical, and together, but he wants my wholeness...
9) it compares hthe disorder of homosexuality to other sins, to the sins of "envy, malice and greed". when i asked for forgiveness for those sins, i was sent back to sex...the thing for me, what is black in my heart is pride, casual cruelty, dishonesty, being unintegorus, and refusing the comminturain ethic required of us by christ. i work on those things, backslide, and work again, one of these days sisphyus is going to get that rock up that fucking hill, and even if he doesnt, the work is the thing, its the process and not the resualt, the conversation and not the documetn at the end of it, and what makes me upset, is not only that i fail so often, but that i get distracted. do you think that the pope refusing a humble, broken approach to islam is a sin of envy, do you think that watching kids die of AiDS in China, Malawai, Brazil is a sin of malice, do you think that the increasing gap of poverty in the united states where this document was written, is a sin of greed...what do you think that Christ, may his holiness be proclaimed, would want us to spend time on--the occasional act of cock sucking, or that a qauter of americans dont have health care? Desmond Tutu, said about this:"sn't it sad, that in a time when we face so many devastating problems – poverty, HIV/AIDS, war and conflict – that in our Communion we should be investing so much time and energy on disagreement about sexual orientation?""
10) this is a benedict document, because he makes a swipe at ethical realtivism, claiming that catholics have a solid base of morality, and that anyone who claims that morality is cultural guidelines, does nto udnerstand the full position of the church. its a valid point, its the thing i have the hardest time with, i think that the natural order of the divine centers around a seeking of justice and mercy. the parable of the widows mite comes to mind or the moneychangers, where what is assumed to be the natural order of god, is found to be a seekin of security in corrupt and moribund instatutions. christ loved his traditions that he learnt from mary and joesph, we celebrate his circumsion, and the night before he died, he celebrated passover...but when the tradition stifled justice or mercy or love or devotion to a higher ideal, he healed the sick or pulle the ox from the mire. i know that this is not quite the same, like how a lirtugy repeats the same ideas, in subtle varrations, the committee repeats, builds, reconnects, and slowly moves forward, but this idea of natural order, the idea that there is a platonic ideal, should be moulded and moved when mercy is required of us
11) they approach thearpy to cure fags...i dont think it works, i havent seen any examples of it working, but i have seen same gender attracted men, who have had children, i think that the assumption that one can move, is difficult, if not impossible, but i think the idea that one is open for the gifts that are offered to us, thats one of the things about being queer, and that this essay does not approach, sexuality is a living water, that flows, creates, finds holes and hollows, makes eddies and pools. one can create damns, and canals and culverts for the water to flow thru and in, but it has to go somewhere, and sometimes that somewhere is a place of rage, exhaustion, and destruction of families...children should be wanted, and not an obligation, and marriage should be entered into with the severity of sacramental acts...marrying and having kids out of shame is a sin of cruelty, and a refusal of that sacrament, (and well really here, i am a sinner, with my lack of mass, and my lack of praying (though this is a prayer) (and they say that the causes of homosexuality cannot be determined, but all sexuality cannot be determiend, like hope, faith, grace, love, beauty, like all gifts from teh divine, it is msterious and we do not deserve it)
12) after the talk of therapy, they go thru xian therapy, the raising of virtues, and they mention four being temperate, brave, just, or prudent--these are good virtues, underplayed in a culture of excess, irony, and pastiche--they require a balance, a desire towards clarity... i am not temeprate, i am scared, i fail to be just, and i lack prudence. all sins can be vices if carried to excess, being temperate can mean a refusal to take a stand, being brave can mean being a bully, being just can mean being cold to human suffering, and being prudent means being unaware when genuine radical change is needed. these are safe virtues, about maintaing power, a lot of the time, where is meekness, humilty, tenderness, and mercy...why are we not preaching on doubt, temper the postions, that you have here, make them complex, make them live
13) there is the assumption that "pervesive human suffering" comes from the lack of morality. i see more morality, more restrictions, more tendencies towards repressive authrotian action, lately, i think we are unhappy because we are not trusted, treated like adults, treated with suspicion and anger instead of openness. the idea that if you just learn to behave, and be a good boy and you will be happy frightens me. i think that it is not a lsit of spec. sin that causes unhappiness, but suffering, and we will suffer, because we are born sinners, and i think that it our duties as christians to alleivate that sin, to find the best ways to clean wounds, and shit, and wipe tears away, set bones, sew up wounds, feed and visit and make it better...more prescriptions, more seeking of power isnt going to do it, as uncle michel says:Confession frees, but power reduces one to silence; truth does not belong to the order of power, but shares an origincal affinity with freedom...
Monday, November 20, 2006

Dolphus, from the Icon Comics guide, i have no other info.
jean jaaues leque's and we too shall be mothers, because...
post revoultionary, obv anti clerical, and of a french tradition of anti clerical work, more interesting for a couple of reasons
1) the woman looks so much like a building, the edges, and angles, and spheres, how he makes buildings is how he made this woman
2) how she unveils her breasts, is a way to unviel the church, a call towards honesty, and also, a way of moving the fuctionalism away from marys (and womens breasts)
3) and also, him calling it we too shall be mothers, is a kind of misogynst message, he is still buying that women can be mothers or nuns, and by that extension eroticises the breast as feeder tube, making it no different than medevial madonnas, manguel writes about it in his book on art, reading pictures:
"it is no doubt that this erotic motherhood that the french architect JJL had in mind when he convieved an etching calling for the emancipation of nuns in 1794. Wishing to ally himself to the recent legislation of the French Reboulton that had confiscated ecclestical propeorty and baned all monastic vows (while at the same time appointing new church authorities elected by the assembly rather than by the French crown) Lequea became one of the advertising artsits for the republic. The title of his ethcing, strongly subversive adn highly popular...the timplied answer was self evident: beause teh erotic breast can lead back to the image of the nursing Mother...
47/8 (so maybe he is pointing out the obv., claiming what has been forever assumed, or if not forever assumed, at least assumed since Foquet painted the kings mistress as the ultimate virgin)
kissenger bails on iraq
great photos from british motorcyle gangs, from the late 50s.
novembers goals:
1) find place for the lisa yuskavage(sp)/lil annie fanny place
no such luck, and soth's thots on this kind of makes the work besides the point
2) find place for history, gender, and virginie le brun peice
pitched to art images
3) sort out the image rights for WK
playing telephone tag with issacs, need to call him on monday
4) see if i can get funding for the lamp'
done, no go
5) try to get 100 artists to agree to teh ford
up to 50
6) call ann dean
done, and art still needs to be up
7) see if i can get funding for the banff thing, if it happens
moved to spring, afa grants, and some alt funding ideas
8) buy tickets to vancouver
van moved indefitently
9) write a letter to jerome (see if you can stop at mission)
still left
10) plan intenrary for west coast trip (ie buy bus tickets, find hostel room, et al)
van moved indefitenly
11) source and start editing the clips for the homohomosocialsexual video with rachel
sourced some clips, still need to talk about it, peice to be done in jan.
12) finish up the jay dub, make prints and posters
almost done the jdub work
13) make the prints for the abstraction show at naked
instead of naked, wait until jan--so the prints can be made then
14) in vancouver:
disemmenation
punctum
gallery drop offs
see pam see andrew
photos
all postponed, punctum and disemenation can be done in calgary next week
15) in victoria
punctum
gallery drop offs
see glenys
16) in salt spring
see graeme
see gloria
see if the alberta thing is a non starter
all postponed
17) plan christmas (TO Krew)(Grandmother, etc)
12/23 for Krew, Calgary first weekend in dec, buy tickets next week
18) work thru another photo show, or something more conceptual, submit at least once
meetings with humbert cafe, toronto contest, due on the 31st
19) prepare punctum
still to do
20) have dinner/lunch/coffee etc with eric, aaron, graham, john, drew
need to do it with eric, graham and drew
21) see if you have something for SOMA's trend issue
done
22) save cash, pay the rest of the bills
figure out the fido sitution
23) work more on the scumbag fagmag
talk to rachel about this
24) try to fiangle a review copy of the Curin book somehow
how do i do this
25) 2 or 3 reviews for left hip
still to do
26) start on intital lists for p&j, sally, c&w, etc
done
27) deinstall
done
28) research apartments
started on
29) deer:
roger
to do this week
humane society, usa/canada
to do this week (called phone tag)
erins contact at the gallery
to do
this week:
research the afterimage peice
email after image
get portfolio together, general work, for calgary galleries
abstract show together, and write artist image, for the flat show
talk to issacs
sort out insurance
batman research
email linda onesheet for kurelek book
continue the deer work
cd reviews
aaron/john on friday
1) find place for the lisa yuskavage(sp)/lil annie fanny place
no such luck, and soth's thots on this kind of makes the work besides the point
2) find place for history, gender, and virginie le brun peice
pitched to art images
3) sort out the image rights for WK
playing telephone tag with issacs, need to call him on monday
4) see if i can get funding for the lamp'
done, no go
5) try to get 100 artists to agree to teh ford
up to 50
6) call ann dean
done, and art still needs to be up
7) see if i can get funding for the banff thing, if it happens
moved to spring, afa grants, and some alt funding ideas
8) buy tickets to vancouver
van moved indefitently
9) write a letter to jerome (see if you can stop at mission)
still left
10) plan intenrary for west coast trip (ie buy bus tickets, find hostel room, et al)
van moved indefitenly
11) source and start editing the clips for the homohomosocialsexual video with rachel
sourced some clips, still need to talk about it, peice to be done in jan.
12) finish up the jay dub, make prints and posters
almost done the jdub work
13) make the prints for the abstraction show at naked
instead of naked, wait until jan--so the prints can be made then
14) in vancouver:
disemmenation
punctum
gallery drop offs
see pam see andrew
photos
all postponed, punctum and disemenation can be done in calgary next week
15) in victoria
punctum
gallery drop offs
see glenys
16) in salt spring
see graeme
see gloria
see if the alberta thing is a non starter
all postponed
17) plan christmas (TO Krew)(Grandmother, etc)
12/23 for Krew, Calgary first weekend in dec, buy tickets next week
18) work thru another photo show, or something more conceptual, submit at least once
meetings with humbert cafe, toronto contest, due on the 31st
19) prepare punctum
still to do
20) have dinner/lunch/coffee etc with eric, aaron, graham, john, drew
need to do it with eric, graham and drew
21) see if you have something for SOMA's trend issue
done
22) save cash, pay the rest of the bills
figure out the fido sitution
23) work more on the scumbag fagmag
talk to rachel about this
24) try to fiangle a review copy of the Curin book somehow
how do i do this
25) 2 or 3 reviews for left hip
still to do
26) start on intital lists for p&j, sally, c&w, etc
done
27) deinstall
done
28) research apartments
started on
29) deer:
roger
to do this week
humane society, usa/canada
to do this week (called phone tag)
erins contact at the gallery
to do
this week:
research the afterimage peice
email after image
get portfolio together, general work, for calgary galleries
abstract show together, and write artist image, for the flat show
talk to issacs
sort out insurance
batman research
email linda onesheet for kurelek book
continue the deer work
cd reviews
aaron/john on friday
Sunday, November 19, 2006
reba's special
when whoever is in new england is thru w. you--martina mcbride
rebas first big hit, and its so passive, no agression at all, no anger, just a weak, deseparion--whenever you quit fucking that broad, come back ome, and i will make everything okay. the only thing that redeems it, i think is the hope and strength of will, the confidence that Reba is a better catch then anyone else, and also the regionalism, the tension b/w oklahama and the east. i dont think that mcbrides version of this has either that regionalism, or the will. the song always reminds me of Jolene, too--but Dolly can get angry, and Jolene while similar in theme, lacks the anger
why havent i heard from you--kelly clarkson
clarkson moving from AA to country, and she does it so well. a honky tonk number, and i love the step down vocals that she does to get to the chorus, that and the refrain of why havent i heard from you, vamps just this side of torch...she also seems to have dropped the oversinging required by american idol
vince gill talks about her as a farm girl, i keep forgetting that she branded cattle, and barrell raced, and all of that work...and that she has been here for 34 years, i mean the sitcom is shit, and her songs have become more and more formualic, but for example, why isnt she in the hall of fame?
speaking of the sitcom, genuinely awkard...just liters of goop, really a roast would have been better, and they are qauting websters, this must have taken 20 minutes (is there anything salicious about her, any rumours--i mean i know about the plain crashes...)
the greatest man i never knew--leann rimes
i cant accurately judge daddy songs it makes me melt uncritically when country singers talk about the taciturn man who softens...Rimes does a workable version of this
trisha yearwood natters on, a bit, but i like the reclaiming of girl singers, and the acknowledgement that record company often screwed over women--i wonder if her moving into acting, producing, etc is about not being able to negioate a career in music
loretta lynn asks reba macentire to "go and get on a drunk", yearwood offers top drive
the night the lights went out in georgia--jennifer nettles
i dont know who she is, but this is my favourite performance so far, dar, dramatic, with a fierce, richness--and she roars it up so its barely in control, geniunely angry, there are a couple of reba songs, the fancy cover, this song, that talk about the south, small towns--the line dont trust a soul to a backwood southern man, because the judge has got blood on his hands, is an angry corrective to the mayberry kitsch that wanders in
she talks about how her mother told her it took twice as much effort then men...
is there life out there--wynonna
cause i grew up in a house where all women worked, in various versions, i dont consdier this as much as i should, my mother is moved deeply by it, and she considers it to be a femminist touch stone, wynonna has lost the deep blues power, the controlled shouting of her other work
keith urban talks of reba as being part of a "pratical compassion", plugs wal mart, i didnt realise that she was responsible for mammograms in rural communities though...
faith hill, im not exactly sure what she is singing, but she sure knows how to wring every drop of melodrama out of it (she makes the word lie, last literally, 18 syllables)
reba tells daddys land deer hunting stories!!
dolly makes fun of reba shilling for dillards, then breaks out the blue grass, making how blue sound so tennous and lovely, etheral and almost fleeting, less angry then it should have been, i think that dollys move to this kind of singing is a really clever way of working past a tired voice, and then she says it wasnt that good--it was excellent, and i think the umilty is geniune
reba and dolly then sing the last verse together
Miss Baraba Mandrell
it is my goal in life to be refered to as Miss Anthony Easton. They talk about the colour aqua, and uses the line "those personal places that we share as women" and then miss mandrell talks about jesus, and is the first person to actually mention the plane crash, and she is crying, and its moving, oddly enough, and all of that is in order to introduce tricia yearwood
trisha sings, and shes excellent, and i think shes feeling it, but its almost too perfect, and the piano/strings/melissima is so cinematic
we can safely ignore andy mcdowell, right
it gets really weird, megan mullaly does annie oakley, making the queerest song in the show even queerer (and well reba made it unqueer) (ie you cant get a man with a gun)
and god do i hate dakota fanning
and then george the first (one of the most fascinating aspects of the redstate and bluestate books was how geniune george ones love for coutnry was, and how it struck me as the one thing that he and his son had in common, but his son was capable of using the music as a way of connecting to an audience (and they travelled to greece together, thats just bizarre, can you imagine reba and barabara bush together?)
and alec baldwin, they are just dragging shit out of thin air in the last 20 minutes, though the victory, hunting dog story is really funny (they were in south pacific together on broadway, that i needed to see)
she has sold 50m albums (are we sure that she isnt in the hall of fame?)
james denton mentions the infamous red dress at the cma awards...
i really love the sogn does he love you, but i am not really sure that martina macbride has the power to complete it...and i dont think clarksons work on the song matches the original in sheer bitchery
adn then it continuies to meander, reba has the last word, and i think shes going to sing fancy, i hope shes going to sing fancy (she does end up saying that she hasnt finished singing, i hope thats the case)
when whoever is in new england is thru w. you--martina mcbride
rebas first big hit, and its so passive, no agression at all, no anger, just a weak, deseparion--whenever you quit fucking that broad, come back ome, and i will make everything okay. the only thing that redeems it, i think is the hope and strength of will, the confidence that Reba is a better catch then anyone else, and also the regionalism, the tension b/w oklahama and the east. i dont think that mcbrides version of this has either that regionalism, or the will. the song always reminds me of Jolene, too--but Dolly can get angry, and Jolene while similar in theme, lacks the anger
why havent i heard from you--kelly clarkson
clarkson moving from AA to country, and she does it so well. a honky tonk number, and i love the step down vocals that she does to get to the chorus, that and the refrain of why havent i heard from you, vamps just this side of torch...she also seems to have dropped the oversinging required by american idol
vince gill talks about her as a farm girl, i keep forgetting that she branded cattle, and barrell raced, and all of that work...and that she has been here for 34 years, i mean the sitcom is shit, and her songs have become more and more formualic, but for example, why isnt she in the hall of fame?
speaking of the sitcom, genuinely awkard...just liters of goop, really a roast would have been better, and they are qauting websters, this must have taken 20 minutes (is there anything salicious about her, any rumours--i mean i know about the plain crashes...)
the greatest man i never knew--leann rimes
i cant accurately judge daddy songs it makes me melt uncritically when country singers talk about the taciturn man who softens...Rimes does a workable version of this
trisha yearwood natters on, a bit, but i like the reclaiming of girl singers, and the acknowledgement that record company often screwed over women--i wonder if her moving into acting, producing, etc is about not being able to negioate a career in music
loretta lynn asks reba macentire to "go and get on a drunk", yearwood offers top drive
the night the lights went out in georgia--jennifer nettles
i dont know who she is, but this is my favourite performance so far, dar, dramatic, with a fierce, richness--and she roars it up so its barely in control, geniunely angry, there are a couple of reba songs, the fancy cover, this song, that talk about the south, small towns--the line dont trust a soul to a backwood southern man, because the judge has got blood on his hands, is an angry corrective to the mayberry kitsch that wanders in
she talks about how her mother told her it took twice as much effort then men...
is there life out there--wynonna
cause i grew up in a house where all women worked, in various versions, i dont consdier this as much as i should, my mother is moved deeply by it, and she considers it to be a femminist touch stone, wynonna has lost the deep blues power, the controlled shouting of her other work
keith urban talks of reba as being part of a "pratical compassion", plugs wal mart, i didnt realise that she was responsible for mammograms in rural communities though...
faith hill, im not exactly sure what she is singing, but she sure knows how to wring every drop of melodrama out of it (she makes the word lie, last literally, 18 syllables)
reba tells daddys land deer hunting stories!!
dolly makes fun of reba shilling for dillards, then breaks out the blue grass, making how blue sound so tennous and lovely, etheral and almost fleeting, less angry then it should have been, i think that dollys move to this kind of singing is a really clever way of working past a tired voice, and then she says it wasnt that good--it was excellent, and i think the umilty is geniune
reba and dolly then sing the last verse together
Miss Baraba Mandrell
it is my goal in life to be refered to as Miss Anthony Easton. They talk about the colour aqua, and uses the line "those personal places that we share as women" and then miss mandrell talks about jesus, and is the first person to actually mention the plane crash, and she is crying, and its moving, oddly enough, and all of that is in order to introduce tricia yearwood
trisha sings, and shes excellent, and i think shes feeling it, but its almost too perfect, and the piano/strings/melissima is so cinematic
we can safely ignore andy mcdowell, right
it gets really weird, megan mullaly does annie oakley, making the queerest song in the show even queerer (and well reba made it unqueer) (ie you cant get a man with a gun)
and god do i hate dakota fanning
and then george the first (one of the most fascinating aspects of the redstate and bluestate books was how geniune george ones love for coutnry was, and how it struck me as the one thing that he and his son had in common, but his son was capable of using the music as a way of connecting to an audience (and they travelled to greece together, thats just bizarre, can you imagine reba and barabara bush together?)
and alec baldwin, they are just dragging shit out of thin air in the last 20 minutes, though the victory, hunting dog story is really funny (they were in south pacific together on broadway, that i needed to see)
she has sold 50m albums (are we sure that she isnt in the hall of fame?)
james denton mentions the infamous red dress at the cma awards...
i really love the sogn does he love you, but i am not really sure that martina macbride has the power to complete it...and i dont think clarksons work on the song matches the original in sheer bitchery
adn then it continuies to meander, reba has the last word, and i think shes going to sing fancy, i hope shes going to sing fancy (she does end up saying that she hasnt finished singing, i hope thats the case)
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